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Mallory Ortberg Quotes:

Life: b. November 28, 1986

Birthday: November 28

If this is something you'd truly like to work on, not out of a sense of guilt but because you would enjoy occasionally reciprocating, there are a wealth of resources out there for the enthusiastic amateur (you are far from the only would-be blow-jobber whose spirit is willing but gag reflex is weak). You have more options than "no blow jobs, ever" and "regular whole-hog sessions to completion that result in vomiting."

- Mallory Ortberg

topic: Jobs, Blow, Guilt, Gags, Blow Job

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