I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer.
source: "David Mamet’s Election Season". Interview with Boris Kachka, nymag.com. January 10, 2008.

source: Jan Karon (2011). “Jan Karons Mitford Years: The First Five Novels”, p.224, Penguin
topic: Years, Appreciate, Fancy, Gags
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
source: Source: bob.bigw.org
source: "Batman: The Killing Joke". Comic book by Alan Moore, 1988.
If the gag is complicated, you spend more time thinking about the way you're drawing it.
topic: Safety, Community, Special, Intelligence Community, Gags
topic: Sight, People, Acting, Fat People, Gags
If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.
source: "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Humor, Order, Political, Emergency Room, Gags
topic: Running, Character, Eye, Speech Impediment, Funny Story
source: Ralph Waldo Emerson (1851). “Essays, lectures and orations”, p.71
topic: Communication, Apology, Men, Escapade, Gags
source: Karen Marie Moning (2011). “Faefever”, p.76, Hachette UK
topic: Sweet, Jealous, Thinking, Southern Belle, Belle
source: Megan Whalen Turner (2017). “World of the Queen's Thief Collection: The Thief, The Queen of Attolia, The King of Attolia, A Conspiracy of Kings, Thick as Thieves”, p.18, HarperCollins
topic: Cutting, Mouths, Legs, Cutting Off, Gags
topic: Looks, Comedy, Adam, Cracking Up, Gags
source: "Congressional Record, V. 150, PT. 13, July 22, 2004 to September 14, 2004". Book published by Government Printing Office, p. 18022, 2009.
topic: Country, Eye, Greatness, Gags, Blindfolds
source: Arthur Phillips (2010). “The Song is You”, p.254, Gerald Duckworth & Co
source: "Then She Found Me - Colin Firth interview". Interview with Rob Carnevale, www.indielondon.co.uk.
source: "Elvira on her date with Elvis and the fish recipe she got from Vincent Price". Interview with Katie Rife, aux.avclub.com. October 5, 2016.
Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them.
source: "Dodd's Bolton Bonus". www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk. February 15, 2007.
topic: Monsters, Television, Eating, Gags
source: "Emily Deschanel Talks Bones: Season 2". Interview with Evan Jacobs, movieweb.com. September 26, 2007.
topic: Party, Dvds, Idols, Gags, American Idol
source: "Standards & Practices Can Kiss Bruce Campbell's Ass". Interview with Lori Rackl, editorial.rottentomatoes.com. October 29, 2015.
source: Interview with Joanne Bamberger, www.blogher.com. December 22, 2008.
topic: Cutting, Order, Talking, Poorest, Executive Orders
source: Interview with Joanne Bamberger, www.blogher.com. December 22, 2008.
topic: Abortion, Receiving, United States, Family Planning, Gags
source: "Johnny Depp on His Varied Career, Jack Sparrow, and “Torturing” Leonardo DiCaprio". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. February 6, 2016.
topic: Fall, Mexican, Looks, Mexican Food, Gags
source: Source: collider.com
source: Source: collider.com
source: Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling (1988). “The Will Rogers scrapbook”, Random House Value Publishing
topic: Inspirational, Heart, Men, Gags