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“A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.”
-- Will Rogers
#Book #Reading #Learning
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“Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.”
-- Will Rogers
#Inspirational #Life #Positive
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“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.”
-- Will Rogers
#Inspirational #Life #Motivational
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“The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.”
-- Will Rogers
#Inspirational #Adversity #May
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“Ability is all right but if it is not backed up by honesty and public confidence you will never be a successful person. The best a man can do is to arrive at the top in his chosen profession. I have always maintained that one profession is deserving of as much honor as another provided it is honorable.”
-- Will Rogers
#Honesty #Business #Successful
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“A fool and his money are soon elected.”
-- Will Rogers
#Funny #Sarcastic #Fool
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“Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.”
-- Will Rogers
#Inspirational #Motivational #Moving On
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“The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.”
-- Will Rogers
#Death #Differences #Government
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“When a party can't think of anything else they always fall back on Lower Taxes. It has a magic sound to a voter, just like Fairyland is spoken of and dreamed of by all children. But no child has ever seen it; neither has any voter ever lived to see the day when his taxes were lowered. Presidents have been promising lower taxes since Washington crossed the Delaware by hand in a row boat. But our taxes have gotten bigger and their boats have gotten larger until now the President crosses the Delaware in his private yacht.”
-- Will Rogers
#Children #Fall #Party
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“The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.”
-- Will Rogers
#Memories #Office #Voting
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“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
-- Will Rogers
#Funny #Sarcastic #Witty
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“We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.”
-- Will Rogers
#Inspirational #Civilization #Rights
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“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”
-- Will Rogers
#Inspirational #Life #Motivational
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“The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.”
-- Will Rogers
#Waiting #Lines
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“Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.”
-- Will Rogers
#Funny #Smile #Money
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“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”
-- Will Rogers
#Funny #Life #Wisdom
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“Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.”
-- Will Rogers
#Funny #Hilarious #Parenting
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“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
-- Will Rogers
#Funny #Hilarious #Humorous
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“The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back”
-- Will Rogers
#Witty #Political #Might
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“It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.”
-- Will Rogers
#Funny #Humor #Government
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“You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.”
-- Will Rogers
#Leadership #Summer #Risk
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“It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.”
-- Will Rogers
#Wisdom #Business #Men
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“Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.”
-- Will Rogers
#Men
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“We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.”
-- Will Rogers
#History #World #Firsts
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“People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.”
-- Will Rogers
#Funny Inspirational #Crazy #Anger
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“An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.”
-- Will Rogers
#Business #Inspiration #Liable
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“Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.”
-- Will Rogers
#Education #College #Pay
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“Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.”
-- Will Rogers
#Funny #Witty #Humorous
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“There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.”
-- Will Rogers
#Education #Gambling #Film
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“People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.”
-- Will Rogers
#Letting Go #Humorous #People
