Ken Dodd quotes
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“I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her.”
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“I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.”
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“I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside”
-- Ken DoddSource : "Ken Dodd on his 60 years in showbiz: I'll keep doing live shows until I drop". Interview with Rachael Bletchly, www.mirror.co.uk. November 12, 2014.
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“The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night.”
-- Ken DoddSource : In 'The Times' 7 August 1965
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“My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them.”
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“Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them.”
-- Ken DoddSource : "Dodd's Bolton Bonus". www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk. February 15, 2007.
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“Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny.”
-- Ken DoddSource : "Dodd's Bolton Bonus". www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk. February 15, 2007.
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“Laughter is the greatest music in the world and audiences come to my shows to escape the cares of life. They don't want to be embarrassed or insulted. They want to laugh and so do I - which is probably why it works.”
-- Ken DoddSource : "Dodd's Bolton bonus". Manchester Evening News Interview, www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk. February 15, 2007.
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“Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!”
-- Ken DoddSource : "Dodd's Bolton Bonus". www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk. February 15, 2007.
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“I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a Punch and Judy Show and a ventriloquist's dummy, I'd perform anywhere, anytime. My parents were wonderful when I told them I wanted to be an entertainer.”
-- Ken DoddSource : "Dodd's Bolton Bonus". www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk. February 15, 2007.
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“If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got to have them.”
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“Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.”
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“My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson.'”
-- Ken Dodd
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