Christopher Titus Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. October 1, 1964
Birthday: October 1
Sometimes, to help someone you love, you have to commit a felony. But, you don't want to go to prison for that. Hey, dude, what are you in for? Armed robbery? Murder? And then, you have to say, Love. And, that's definitely going to get you, you know, picked last for prison kick ball.
source: "Titus / Private Dave". www.imdb.com. 2001. 
topic: Love You, Someone You Love, Want, Felony, Robbery, Armed Robbery
