Ocupation: Film critic
Life: June 18, 1942 - April 4, 2013
Birthday: June 18
Death: April 4
If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
source: Roger Ebert (2012). “A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length: More Movies That Suck”, p.375, Andrews McMeel Publishing
topic: Kids, Eye, Imagination, Save Yourself, Choir Singing, Pots And Pans, Bad Movies