Bam Margera famous quotes

05-25-2025

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
-- Bam Margera

#My Best Friend #Cry #Hysterical
I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
-- Bam Margera

#School #Firsts #Wasting Time
I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.
-- Bam Margera

#Silly #Mtv #Giving
I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
-- Bam Margera

#Media #Pennsylvania #Riddle
I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
-- Bam Margera

#Country #Want #Geography
Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.
-- Bam Margera

#Hurt #Fall #Skateboarding
I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
-- Bam Margera

#Pranks #Whole Life
One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
-- Bam Margera

#Mom #My Mom #Minutes
I don't like Paris so much.
-- Bam Margera

#Paris
I want to make my own movie.
-- Bam Margera

#Want
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
-- Bam Margera

#People #Way #Messed Up
Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.
-- Bam Margera

#Years #Wake Up #Sometimes
I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.
-- Bam Margera

#Hot #Hot Chick #Paint
Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.
-- Bam Margera

#House #Wrecks #Stuff
I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.
-- Bam Margera

#Stupid #Wine #Airplane
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.
-- Bam Margera

#Thinking #Drunk #Wheels
I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing - so ever since then, I don't play video games any more.
-- Bam Margera

#Airplane #Games #Play
Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'
-- Bam Margera

#Fun #Philosophy #Trying
Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
-- Bam Margera

#Six #Skateboarder #Wanted
These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!
-- Bam Margera

#Reality #People #Tree
Nothing is really 'safe'.
-- Bam Margera

#Adventure #Safe
It's kinda all about image.
-- Bam Margera

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