Ocupation: Novelist
Life: b. March 19, 1933
Birthday: March 19
To become a celebrity is to become a brand name. There is Ivory Soap, Rice Krispies, and Philip Roth. Ivory is the soap that floats; Rice Krispies the breakfast cereal that goes snap-crackle-pop; Philip Roth the Jew who masturbates with a piece of liver.
source: FaceBook post by Philip Roth from Jul 29, 2016
topic: Cereal, Names, Ivory, Brand Names, Rice Krispies, Breakfast Cereal