Rice Krispies Quotes:

I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don't eat Wheaties, so I can't do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I'd take it right away. Apple Jacks, I'd be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.

- Shaquille O'Neal

topic: Offering, Apples, Use, Flakes, Rice Krispies

On a sticky August evening two weeks before her due date, Ashima Ganguli stands in the kitchen of a Central Square apartment, combining Rice Krispies and Planters peanuts and chopped red onion in bowl.

- Jhumpa Lahiri

topic: August, Two, Squares, Due Date, Namesake

Playfulness. We've baked Mallomars and Rice Krispies treats, made milkshakes, and even built a macaron cake in the shape of a Christmas tree. These items remind people of their childhood; we just re-create them with adult flavors.

- David Castle

topic: Cake, People, Childhood, Milkshakes, Rice Krispies

Rice Krispies happens to be one of my favorite junk foods, just as I regard Michener as superior among junk writers.

- Christopher Lehmann-Haupt

source: International Herald Tribune, August 08, 1978.

topic: Junk, My Favorite, Junk Food, Rice Krispies

I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"!

- Mitch Hedberg

topic: Funny, Humor, Want, Rice Krispies

To become a celebrity is to become a brand name. There is Ivory Soap, Rice Krispies, and Philip Roth. Ivory is the soap that floats; Rice Krispies the breakfast cereal that goes snap-crackle-pop; Philip Roth the Jew who masturbates with a piece of liver.

- Philip Roth

source: FaceBook post by Philip Roth from Jul 29, 2016

topic: Cereal, Names, Ivory, Brand Names, Rice Krispies

I lived with a guy who had OCD and I used to put Rice Krispies in his slippers before I went out. He went mental, but not before he counted them all.

- Russell Howard

topic: Funny, Humor, Guy, Ocd, Rice Krispies