Vanessa Bayer quotes

“I feel like I know a lot of music stuff that most people my age don't know, because people that were slightly older were into it.”
-- Vanessa Bayer

Source : "Jonah and Vanessa Bayer on Sound Advice, sibling rivalries, and childhood bribery". Interview with Marah Eakin, www.avclub.com. July 8, 2015.

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“Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.”
-- Vanessa Bayer

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“I've been watching a lot of A&E's 'Intervention.' I know that's sort of depressing, but I love watching it.”
-- Vanessa Bayer

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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“There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.”
-- Vanessa Bayer

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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“The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.”
-- Vanessa Bayer

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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“Like most parents, I've been stumped by homework, the big questions, such as: 'What is the point of geography - the pilot always knows where we are going?'. Answer: 'If you didn't know any geography, people would think you were an American, and you wouldn't be able to put them right because you wouldn't know where they live.'”

Source : A.A. Gill (2010). “Paper View: The Best of The Sunday Times Television Columns”, p.127, Hachette UK

“We must see what in the Israeli identity - in the Israeli - we can give to other people rather than speaking so often of taking, expanding territory.”

“People who deal with life generously and large-heartedly go on multiplying relationships to the end.”

“Find a need and fill it. Successful businesses are founded on the needs of people.”

“Luckily, I's learned at an early age that self-preservation was the only way to survive with your soul intact.”

“What shall I do to be for ever known, And make the age to come my own?”

“By the time I'm 40, interplanetary travel will be common. Nobody will want to talk to me at that age, anyway.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

“This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it.”

“I would like to, especially in film, play against type and do some heavier stuff. I'm intrigued by projects that deal with problematic people and things.”

“I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.”