"Now, what does a vampire do with a computer? Keep track of investments? Send e-mail to other vampires as you all plot to take over the world?â€ â€œI spend a lot of time on Wikipedia making corrections to the entries of historical figures Iâ€™ve known.â€ I blinked at him. â€œReally?â€ â€œNo, Kitty. That was a joke."