Joel McHale quotes
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“If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.”
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“Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.”
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“Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly, and Sean Hannity are the Mount Rushmore of keeping old people angry.”
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“You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.”
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“Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.”
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“Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.”
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“My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.”
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“It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.”
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“Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.”
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“I loved New Jersey. I thought it was the greatest place in the world because on Halloween kids could start trick or treating right after school. Isn't that great?”
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“I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.”
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“It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is.”
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“In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!”
-- Joel McHale
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