Olivia Munn quotes

  • I remember reading these articles when I was younger, and I just felt like, well, in order to look like that, you have to have some secret, magical unicorn blood that makes carbs disappear as they go into your body. I prefer the truth.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Reading #Blood #Order

  • I love horror movies and I love being scared, but I don't like them, if they're not based on a true story. It's like knowing how the sausage is made.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Love Is #Knowing #Stories

  • With the story of your life, you dont get to write the whole book, just your character.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Book #Character #Writing

  • Nerd. Geek. Used to be if you self-identified that way, you'd get thrown into a locker and never have sex. Or worse, whatever that is. But to me and more and more people I know, being a nerd or a geek means having passion, power, intelligence. Being a nerd just means there is something in the world that you care deeply about—be it twelve-sided dice, a favorite sports team, your new laptop or Night Rider.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Sports #Sex #Team

  • The word 'geek' today does not mean what it used to mean. A geek isn't the skinny kid with a pocket protector and acne. There can be computer geeks, video game geeks, car geeks, military geeks, and sports geeks. Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Sports #Military #Mean

  • Everyone's so timid and afraid to insult anybody, but in the end, it's like we're all trying to please everyone. In the end, we please no one.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Trying #Insult #Ends

  • Live the Life you'd be envious of if you saw someone else living it.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Live Life #Saws #Envious

  • I literally hate working out.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Hate #Work Out

  • I grew up in a military family. I was moved around from school to school, so people aren't always the most welcoming to new girls in school.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Girl #Military #School

  • Basically, I'm living the life of an actress in L.A. And I've recently had some pretty good fortune.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Live Life #Actresses #Fortune

  • I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Sexy #Thinking #Super Sexy

  • I know a lot of people have a hard time talking dirty - they dont know what to say, how to start, or when to end it. Also, at first they will think they sound ridiculous. And they might. But let me just say that talking dirty is so important in sex. And its pretty easy. To wit: Establish from the very beginning that you like this. And trust me, you want to do it early on. Because if you wait too long to introduce the concept, your Special Lady Friend will be a little thrown and might not take you seriously.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Sex #Dirty #Thinking

  • I try to have sex as much as I can.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Sex #Trying

  • Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Mean #Passionate #Geek

  • I want you to like me, but I don't care if you don't.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Want #Care

  • I realize my arms aren't as toned as Halle Berry's but I don't want them to be.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Want #Arms #Berries

  • I have a dark sense of humor.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Dark #Sense Of Humor

  • I'm a 'What you see is what I want you to see' kind of girl . . . When I first started, I just wanted to be perfect. I wanted to say I loved bunnies and rainbows and world peace. I realized that the only way to be perfect was to embrace your imperfections.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Girl #Perfect #Rainbow

  • I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm officially single. But one thing I find unbelievably annoying is all these guys in my life who want to save me.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Guy #My Boyfriend #Want

  • If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Honesty #Thinking #Comedian

  • For 'Iron Man' I had to improv with Robert Downey Jr., which is like going up against LeBron in basketball. At one point he stopped and said, 'Can we give a round of applause to Olivia, because she's rocking it right now.'
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Basketball #Men #Iron

  • I love dressing up in superhero outfits and in fact, when I dress up as Wonder Woman, I actually think that I'm more powerful.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Powerful #Thinking #Dressing Up

  • I was in a military family, so by the time I was 13 I'd lived in six different places.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Military #Six #Different

  • Know what the best thing about insomnia is? That I get to stay up all night figuring it out.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Insomnia #Night #Figuring It

  • I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Sarcastic #Different #Dry

  • How many of you have had a crush on a teacher? I mean, remember that Physics professor? Law One is so steamy, I'm getting worked up just thinking about it: Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it. Mee-yow.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Crush #Teacher #Mean

  • I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Fun #Play #Names

  • I hate running. I know I'm curvier - I know I'm small, but I'm not ripped. But I make a choice to be that way. I realize my arms aren't as toned as Halle Berry's but I don't want them to be.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Running #Hate #Choices

  • I think women should start to embrace their age. What's the alternative to getting older? You die. I can't change the day I was born. But I can take care of my skin, my body, my mind, and try to live my life and be happy.
    -- Olivia Munn

    #Birthday #Thinking #Mind