Scott Dikkers Quotes:

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

- Scott Dikkers

source: Scott Dikkers (2009). “You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day”, p.170, Andrews McMeel Publishing

topic: Atheist, Lying, Believe, Believe In Santa

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