Believe In Santa Quotes:

Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don't, who will?

- Jon Bon Jovi

topic: Inspiring, Dream, Believe, Just Believe In Yourself, Believe In Your Dreams

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

- Bob Phillips

topic: Christmas, Believe, Men, Humorous Christmas, Funny Christmas

The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus.

- Pat Boone

topic: Christmas, Believe, Santa, Believe In Santa

I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different.

- Dolly Parton

topic: Easter, Believe, Trying, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

- Charles Dickens

topic: Love, Christmas, Heart, Humorous Christmas, Family Holiday

This is, first and last, the real value of Christmas; in so far as the mythology remains at all it is a kind of happy mythology. Personally, of course, I believe in Santa Claus; but it is the season of forgiveness, and I will forgive others for not doing so.

- Gilbert K. Chesterton

topic: Real, Believe, Forgiving, Firsts And Lasts, Santa Claus

Kids believe in Santa; adults believe in childhood.

- Cate Kennedy

source: Cate Kennedy (2008). “Dark Roots: Stories”, p.18, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

topic: Believe, Kids, Childhood, Believe In Santa

Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus.

- Francis Pharcellus Church

source: "Is There a Santa Claus" (editorial), Sun (N.Y.), 21 Sept. 1897

topic: Christmas, Virginia, Santa, Childlike Faith, Santa Claus

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!

- Francis Pharcellus Church

source: Francis Pharcellus Church (2009). “Yes Virginia, There Is a Santa”, p.15, Delacorte Press

topic: Christmas, Believe, Santa, Santa Claus, Believe In Santa

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

- Phyllis Diller

topic: Christmas, Xmas, Past, Humorous Christmas, Merry Christmas Cards

Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance.

- Oren Arnold

topic: Tolerance, Enemy, Opponents, Jesus And Christmas, Jesus Christmas

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

- Victor Borge

topic: Funny, Christmas, Witty, Humorous Christmas, Merry Christmas Cards

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

- Scott Dikkers

source: Scott Dikkers (2009). “You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day”, p.170, Andrews McMeel Publishing

topic: Atheist, Lying, Believe, Believe In Santa

I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree gaiety to a holiday which is filled with tedium; that many people dread the day and the obligation to give Christmas presents is a nightmare to weary, bored souls; that the children of enlightened parents no longer believe in Santa Claus; that all in all, the effort to be happy and have pleasure makes many honest hearts grow dark with despair instead of beaming with good will and cheerfulness.

- Julia Peterkin

source: "A Plantation Christmas". Book by Julia Peterkin, 1934.

topic: Christmas, Children, Believe, Merriment, Tedium

I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.

- Christopher Titus

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Believe, Alcohol, Oreos, Believe In Santa

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

- Doug Larson

topic: Believe, Kids, Wrestling, Professional Wrestling, Believe In Santa

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

- Phyllis Diller

topic: Christmas, Jobs, Clever, Humorous Christmas, Merry Christmas Cards

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.

- Shirley Temple

source: Quoted in Leslie Halliwell, Halliwell's Filmgoer's Companion (1984)

topic: Funny, Christmas, Mother, Humorous Christmas, Inspirational Holiday

I'm the only one who still believes in Santa Claus!

- Edith Piaf

topic: Believe In Santa

Not everyone who sells Christmas trees believes in Santa Claus.

- Matt Barr

source: "Interview: Matt Barr on his still-mysterious ‘Sleepy Hollow’ rogue". Interview with Daniel Fienberg, uproxx.com. October 20, 2014.

topic: Believe, Tree, Santa, Christmas Tree, Believe In Santa

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.

- W. C. Fields

topic: Christmas, Drinking, House, Humorous Christmas, Funny Christmas

I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.

- Barbara Bretton

source: Barbara Bretton (2008). “Casting Spells”, p.297, Penguin

topic: Easter, Believe, Use, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny

Never deny the babies their Christmas! It is the shining seal set upon, a year of happiness. Let them believe in Santa Claus, or St. Nicholas; or Kriss Kringle, or whatever name the jolly Dutch saint bears in your religion.

- Mary Virginia Terhune

topic: Christmas, Baby, Believe, St Nicholas, Jolly

I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, one more fib won't hurt. But I am infuriated by the growing notion, posited in some touchy-feely quarters, that all women are, or can be, beautiful.

- Julie Burchill

topic: Beautiful, Hurt, Easter, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

- Dick Gregory

topic: Christmas, Dark, White, Funny Christmas, Father Christmas

A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.

- Herbert Hoover

topic: Christmas, Dark, Political, Santa Claus, Believe In Santa

Let me tell you something. As we were walking around in the store, Marilyn and I were just really impressed by all the novelties and the different types of little things that you could get for Christmas. And all the people that would help you, they were dressed up in things that said 'I believe in Santa Claus.' And the only thing that I could think is that I believe in George Bush.

- Dan Quayle

topic: Believe, Thinking, People, Believe In Santa

I remember being banned from other houses as a younger child during the winter holiday season; I was the only one who didn't believe in Santa Claus, and I was ruining everyone's Christmas.

- Jami Attenberg

topic: Children, Believe, Holiday, Winter Holiday, Believe In Santa

Grown ups don't believe in Santa Claus. They vote.

- Pierre Desproges

topic: Believe, Santa, Vote, Believe In Santa

Because I am still a little girl who believes in Santa and the tooth fairy and you.

- Laurie Halse Anderson

topic: Girl, Believe, Teeth, Tooth Fairy, Believe In Santa

Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.

- Richard Lamm

topic: Funny, Christmas, Business, Christmas Time, Merry

I'm concerned about my daughter because she will not believe in Santa Claus. No matter what I say to her, she just doesn't buy it, and she's 2. I refuse to give it up. I say, 'There is a Santa Claus,' and she says, 'Okay, Mommy. In pretend world, right?' She really doesn't believe.

- Salma Hayek

source: "Salma Hayek Interview GROWN UPS". Interview with Sara Wayland, collider.com. June 22, 2010.

topic: Daughter, Believe, Giving, Believe In Santa

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

- Jay Leno

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Funny, Christmas, Wise, Humorous Christmas, Merry Xmas Funny

It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to believe in Santa Claus - but it is still a profoundly morbid day for us working professionals. It is unsettling to know that one out of every twenty people you meet on Xmas will be dead this time next year.... Some people can accept this, and some can't. That is why God made whiskey, and also why Wild Turkey comes in $300 shaped canisters during most of the Christmas season...

- Hunter S. Thompson

source: "Fear and Loathing in Elko" by Hunter S. Thompson, www.rollingstone.com. January 23, 1992.

topic: Xmas, Children, Believe, Gonzo, Believe In Santa

If somebody harbours delusions, I think that should disqualify them from office, regardless whether the delusions are religious. Letting someone who thinks the god Jehovah will bail him out serve in public office is like letting a man who believes in Santa Claus run a Toys 'R Us. The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie - deliberate, contrived and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, persuasive, and unrealistic. Belief in myths allows the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.

- John F. Kennedy

topic: Running, Religious, Lying, Believe In Santa

Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

- Jim Jefferies

topic: Christian, Believe, Kids, Believe In Santa, Thirteen Year Olds