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Paul Reiser Quotes:

Ocupation: Comedian

Life: b. March 30, 1957

Birthday: March 30

So where did these cravings come from? I concluded it's the baby ordering in. Prenatal takeout. Even without ever being in a restaurant, fetuses develop remarkably discerning palates, and they are not shy about demanding what they want. If they get a hankering, they just pick up the umbilical cord and call. 'You know what would taste good right now? A cheeseburger, large fries, and a vanilla shake. And if you could, hurry it up, because I'm supposed to grow a lung in a half hour.'

- Paul Reiser

topic: Baby, Culture, Fetus, Fries, Umbilical Cord, Hankering

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