Tyrannosaurus Rex Quotes:

Did you know that the Stegosaurus lived further away from the Tyrannosaurus Rex than we are from the Tyrannosaurus Rex in time?

- Jonah Peretti

topic: Tyrannosaurus Rex

Science can reconstruct Tyrannosaurus Rex from a fossilized bone and a fancied footprint, but it can't reconstruct God from the whole of creation.

- Robert Breault

topic: Religion, Tyrannosaurus Rex, Bones

In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!

- Rachel Renée Russell

source: Rachel Renée Russell (2011). “The Dork Diaries Collection: Dork Diaries; Dork Diaries 2; Dork Diaries 3”, p.542, Simon and Schuster

topic: Cute, Baby, Sneakers, Tyrannosaurus Rex

In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem. Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea. Your house has been destroyed by a meteorite? Nice cup of tea and a biscuit. Your entire family has been eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex that has travelled through a space/time portal? Nice cup of tea and a piece of cake. Possibly a savoury option would be welcome here too, for example a Scotch egg or a sausage roll.

- David Walliams

source: "Mr. Stink". Book by David Walliams, www.mirror.co.uk. 2009.

topic: Nice, Cake, Eggs, Tyrannosaurus Rex

The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

- Carl Everett

source: "10 Ratchet MLB Player Retirements That Kenny Powers Should Put to Shame" by Jose Martinez, www.complex.com. September 29, 2013.

topic: Sports, Dumb, Say Anything, Tyrannosaurus Rex, Stupid Sports

I would give ten years off the beginning of my life to see, only once, Tyrannosaurus rex come rearing up from the elms of Central Park, a Morgan police horse screaming in its jaws. We can never have enough of nature.

- Edward Abbey

source: Edward Abbey (1954). “Slumgullion stew: an Edward Abbey reader”, E P Dutton

topic: Horse, Central Park, Years, Tyrannosaurus Rex

I used to feel like I was a flea on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now I feel I might be a small yapping poodle on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

- Phil Zimmermann

topic: Poodles, Might, Fleas, Tyrannosaurus Rex