Stupid Sports Quotes:

If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

- Terry Venables

topic: Funny, Thinking, Dumb, Funniest Sports, Stupid Sports

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

- Ron Atkinson

topic: Funny, Basketball, Football, Referee, Stupid Sports

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.

- Alan Minter

topic: Funny, Boxing, Dumb, Stupid Sports, Funny Sports

A game is not won until it is lost.

- David Pleat

topic: Football, Games, Lost, Stupid Sports, Pleats

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

- Chuck Nevitt

topic: Sports, Baby, Uncles, Sports Stars, Stupid Celebrity

Ray Lewis is the type of guy, if he were in a fight with a bear I wouldn't help him, I'd pour honey on him because he likes to fight. That's the type of guy Ray Lewis is.

- Shannon Sharpe

topic: Sports, Fighting, Guy, Funniest Sports, Stupid Sports

I never make predictions and I never will.

- Paul Gascoigne

topic: Football, Predictions, Stupid Sports, Funny Football

The sun has been there for 500, 600 years ...

- Mike Cameron

topic: Sports, Years, Dumb, Stupid Sports, Dumb Sports

I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.

- Barry Venison

topic: Soccer, Boots, Firsts, Soccer Player, Stupid Sports

I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.

- Ian Rush

source: 'It Was Like Living in a Foreign Country' by Lee Honeyball, www.theguardian.com. February 06, 2005.

topic: Funny, Soccer, Football, Big Book, Soccer Player

The reason we call that pitch up and in is because the arms are attached to the shoulder.

- Tim McCarver

topic: Sports, Dumb, Arms, Stupid Sports

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces

- Ron Atkinson

topic: Soccer, Football, Funny Sports, Stupid Sports, Dribble

Well, Rickey's not one of them, so that's 49 percent right there.

- Rickey Henderson

topic: Sports, Dumb, Wells, Stupid Sports, Dumb Sports

Both sides have scored a couple of goals, and both sides have conceded a couple of goals.

- Peter Withe

topic: Football, Couple, Goal, Stupid Sports, Conceded

I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggling. What we know is we can improve. Chad Pennington, our quarterback, missed the first part of the season, and we struggled. We're looking to next season. We're looking to make a noise now, and I wanna kiss you!

- Joe Namath

topic: Team, Struggle, Kissing, Stupid Sports, Chad

Certain people are for me and certain people are pro me.

- Terry Venables

topic: People, Certain, Stupid Sports

And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.

- Ian Darke

topic: Soccer, Gone, Minutes, Stupid Sports

There are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and that's the only way

- Terry Venables

topic: Team, Two, Way, Stupid Sports, Team Mate

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

- Joe Theismann

topic: Long, Matter, Graduates, Stupid Sports, Afl

I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.

- Jerry Rice

topic: Sports, Dumb, Feels, Funniest Sports, Stupid Sports

We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us.

- Ruud Gullit

topic: Sports, Cost, Three, Funniest Sports, Stupid Sports

I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.

- Ron Atkinson

topic: Funny, Football, Way, Stupid Sports

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

- Joe Theismann

source: "Conrad Smith sees USA challenge in all black and white: it's about the win" by Alexander Bisley, www.theguardian.com. October 30, 2014.

topic: Funny, Sports, Football, Great Sports, Sports Football

I wouldn't be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.

- Mark Viduka

topic: Inspirational, Motivational, Soccer, Soccer Player, Stupid Sports

You guys line up alphabetically by height.

- Bill Peterson

topic: Sports, Guy, Lines, Sports Football, Funniest Sports

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

- David Beckham

source: "Together by Richard Sennett - review" by Nicholas Lezard, www.theguardian.com. February 26, 2013.

topic: Funny, Soccer, Football, Soccer Player, Really Stupid

I've been consistent in patches this season.

- Theo Walcott

topic: Football, Patches, Consistent, Stupid Sports

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

- Jason Kidd

topic: Teamwork, Sports, Witty, Sports Team, Funniest Sports

Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.

- Dennis Rodman

topic: Funny, Sports, School, Funniest Sports, Stupid Sports

Don't say I don't get along with my teammates. I just don't get along with some of the guys on the team.

- Terrell Owens

topic: Sports, Team, Guy, Stupid Sports, Dumb Sports

The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level.

- Chuck LaMar

topic: Sports, Baseball, Loss, Funniest Sports, Stupid Sports

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

- Doug Collins

topic: Funny, Basketball, Sports, Funniest Sports, Stupid Sports

My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.

- David Beckham

topic: Inspirational, Football, Parent, Soccer Player, Stupid Sports

They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.

- Kevin Keegan

topic: Funny, Football, Team, Stupid Sports

The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

- Carl Everett

source: "10 Ratchet MLB Player Retirements That Kenny Powers Should Put to Shame" by Jose Martinez, www.complex.com. September 29, 2013.

topic: Sports, Dumb, Say Anything, Tyrannosaurus Rex, Stupid Sports

Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic.

- Alex Rodriguez

topic: Good Things, Therapy, Stupid Sports, Dumb Sports, Hilarious Sports

You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.

- Bill Peterson

topic: Funny, Circles, Guy, Favorite Sports, Really Stupid

The thing about goalscorers is that they score goals.

- Tony Cottee

topic: Football, Goal, Score, Stupid Sports

Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.

- Jose Canseco

topic: Sports, Dumb, Helping, Stupid Sports, Dumb Sports

He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him.

- Scottie Pippen

topic: Sports, Hands, Dumb, Take My Hand, Stupid Sports

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.

- Stuart Pearce

topic: Soccer, Tunnels, Ends, Stupid Sports, Footy

Reading won't have the confidence to be confident

- Paul Merson

topic: Reading, Be Confident, Stupid Sports

The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.

- Reggie Jackson

topic: Sports, Baseball, Play, Stupid Sports, Dumb Sports

Cycling is such a stupid sport. Next time you are in a car travelling at 40mph think about jumping out - naked. That's what it's like when we crash.

- David Millar

source: "This much I know: David Millar". Interview with Martin Love, www.theguardian.com. June 25, 2011.

topic: Sports, Stupid, Thinking, Stupid Sports