Dumb Sports Quotes:

Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.

- Dennis Rodman

topic: Funny, Sports, School, Funniest Sports, Stupid Sports

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.

- Alan Minter

topic: Funny, Boxing, Dumb, Stupid Sports, Funny Sports

I can go right, I can go left, I'm amphibious.

- Charles Shackleford

topic: Funny, Sports, Ridiculous, Dumb Sports

You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know.

- Lou Duva

topic: Sports, Two, Funniest Sports, Dumb Sports

I wouldn't be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.

- Mark Viduka

topic: Inspirational, Motivational, Soccer, Soccer Player, Stupid Sports

When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey.

- Randy Moss

topic: Sports, Writing, Dumb, Funniest Sports, Dumb Sports

Yankee pitchers have had great success this year against Cabrera when they get him out.

- Tim McCarver

topic: Sports, Years, Yankees, Dumb Sports

Well, Rickey's not one of them, so that's 49 percent right there.

- Rickey Henderson

topic: Sports, Dumb, Wells, Stupid Sports, Dumb Sports

Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.

- Dan Duva

topic: Funny, Years, Dumb, Dumb Sports, Really Dumb

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

- Tug McGraw

topic: Sports, Grass, Dumb Sports

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.

- Eugene McCarthy

source: Quoted in Washington Post, 12 Nov. 1967

topic: Football, Smart, Thinking, Dumb Sports, Football Coach

Sparky's the only guy I know who's written more books than he's read.

- Ernie Harwell

topic: Sports, Book, Guy, Sports Psychology, Dumb Sports

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

- Charles Shackleford

topic: Sports, Hands, Dumb, Funniest Sports, Famous Basketball

I don't think there's anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers...I mean Chargers.

- Bill Belichick

topic: Sports, Mean, Thinking, Funniest Sports, Dumb Sports

The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.

- Murray Walker

topic: Unique, Car, Identical, Funniest Sports, Nascar Racing

You guys line up alphabetically by height.

- Bill Peterson

topic: Sports, Guy, Lines, Sports Football, Funniest Sports

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

- Jason Kidd

topic: Teamwork, Sports, Witty, Sports Team, Funniest Sports

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

- Chuck Nevitt

topic: Sports, Baby, Uncles, Sports Stars, Stupid Celebrity

Don't say I don't get along with my teammates. I just don't get along with some of the guys on the team.

- Terrell Owens

topic: Sports, Team, Guy, Stupid Sports, Dumb Sports

Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic.

- Alex Rodriguez

topic: Good Things, Therapy, Stupid Sports, Dumb Sports, Hilarious Sports

I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.

- Greg Norman

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Mother, Father, Golf, Favorite Sports, Funniest Sports

The sun has been there for 500, 600 years ...

- Mike Cameron

topic: Sports, Years, Dumb, Stupid Sports, Dumb Sports

He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him.

- Scottie Pippen

topic: Sports, Hands, Dumb, Take My Hand, Stupid Sports

The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.

- Reggie Jackson

topic: Sports, Baseball, Play, Stupid Sports, Dumb Sports

The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

- Carl Everett

source: "10 Ratchet MLB Player Retirements That Kenny Powers Should Put to Shame" by Jose Martinez, www.complex.com. September 29, 2013.

topic: Sports, Dumb, Say Anything, Tyrannosaurus Rex, Stupid Sports

I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.

- Jerry Rice

topic: Sports, Dumb, Feels, Funniest Sports, Stupid Sports

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

- Joe Theismann

source: "Conrad Smith sees USA challenge in all black and white: it's about the win" by Alexander Bisley, www.theguardian.com. October 30, 2014.

topic: Funny, Sports, Football, Great Sports, Sports Football

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

- Doug Collins

topic: Funny, Basketball, Sports, Funniest Sports, Stupid Sports

We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us.

- Ruud Gullit

topic: Sports, Cost, Three, Funniest Sports, Stupid Sports

Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

- Don Shula

topic: Sports, Football, Mean, Sports Football, Funny Sports

[My] career was sputtering until [I] did a 360 and got headed in the right direction.

- Tracy McGrady

topic: Basketball, Careers, Funniest Sports, Dumb Sports

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

- Terry Bradshaw

topic: Football, Stupid, Nfl, Not Stupid, Sports Football

When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ***** hammered by guys, there's no better feeling than to have that done.

- Matt Stairs

topic: Sports, Nice, Guy, Funniest Sports, Funny Sports

Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States.

- Lee Corso

topic: Football, College, Winning, Nfl Football, Dumb Sports

The Refrigerator" Perry: "I've been big ever since I was little.

- Prince William

topic: Football, Littles, Bigs, Nfl Football, Dumb Sports

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.

- Bill Peterson

topic: Men, Thinking, Want, Really Stupid, Nfl Players

Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.

- Jose Canseco

topic: Sports, Dumb, Helping, Stupid Sports, Dumb Sports

Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.

- Frank Gifford

topic: Sports, Football, Warfare, American Football, Funny Sports