College Freshmen Quotes:

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

- Robert Frost

topic: Funny, College, Judgment, College Days, College Freshmen

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

- George Gobel

topic: Inspirational, Teenager, School, Off To College, College Freshmen

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's very profound.

- Dennis Prager

topic: College, Profound, Mind, Canteen, College Freshmen

But if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

- Chuck Palahniuk

topic: Marine, College, Talking, Off To College, College Freshmen

I've always felt like the most improvement you can make is from year 1 to year 2, much like a college freshman who the most improvement he can make in an entire one year of college football is going from year 1 freshman year to his sophomore year. Like a pro football player going from his rookie season to his second season. There's a window there that will never come again that you have a chance to making your biggest strides.

- Jim Harbaugh

source: Source: blog.sfgate.com

topic: Football, Player, College, Sophomore Year, College Freshmen

Sure, he had a wife and fifty-four kids, but he looked like a college freshman. A yummy college freshman majoring in Oh-my-god-I-gotta-get-me-some-of-that.

- Kim Harrison

topic: Kids, College, Yummy, College Freshmen

If you believe you have a just cause, an important message, or a key contribution to make, you will be just as innovative as a college freshman desperate to see his girlfriend six hundred miles away. You will get there any way you can.

- Laurie Beth Jones

source: Laurie Beth Jones (1995). “Jesus, CEO: using ancient wisdom for visionary leadership”, Hyperion Books

topic: Girlfriend, Believe, College, Freshman, College Freshmen

At a time when the respectable bourgeois youngsters of my generation were college freshmen, oppressed by simian sophomores and affronted with balderdash daily and hourly by chalky pedagogues, I was at large in a wicked seaport of half a million people, with a front seat at every public show, as free of the night as of day, and getting earfuls of instruction in a hundred giddy arcana, none of them taught in schools.... [But] if I neglected the humanities, I was meanwhile laying in all the worldly wisdom of a police lieutenant, a bartender, a shyster lawyer, or a midwife.

- H. L. Mencken

topic: Education, School, Night, Worldly Wisdom, Sophomore

Shakespearean words, foreign words, slang and dialect and made-up phrases from kids on the street corner: English has room for them all. And writers - not just literary writers, but popular writers as well - breathe air into English and keep it lively by making it their own, not by adhering to some style manual that gets handed out to college Freshmen in a composition class.

- Donna Tartt

source: Interview with Michael Pietsch, www.slate.com. October 11, 2013.

topic: Kids, College, Air, Slang, College Freshmen

If I had to give one piece of advice to incoming college freshmen, I'd say always be true to yourself.

- Beverley Mitchell

topic: College, Giving, Advice, Freshman, College Freshmen