My Time quotes

  • It's difficult dating as an actor because your free time is precious. The guy I end up with someday is going to have to love traveling.

  • The theater has never been any good since the actors became gentlemen.

  • You cannot live your life looking at yourself from someone else's point of view.

  • I stand with Charlie Hebdo, as we all must, to defend the art of satire, which has always been a force for liberty and against tyranny, dishonesty and stupidity.

  • I'll start drinking tea over coffee when the big hand is on Never and the little hand is on Ain't Gonna Happen.

  • May the optimism of tomorrow be your foundation for today.

  • The Truth is the Truth.

  • Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.

  • I am an American citizen, first class. I don't have a bade that makes me an official good guy like you, but Im work just as honest for a living.

  • You don't have to be brilliant. It's enough to become progressively less stupid.