Karen Walker Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“I'm gonna be so mad when my mood elevators wear off.”
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“Even when I'm writing in character I'm normally still writing about things I know or things that have happened to me or using that character to start an exploration of my own consciousness. Really though, any character that you can examine is just an examination of a part of your own consciousness.”
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“I'm a gastronome first and foremost. I have several bookshelves in my home full of cookbooks, foodie magazines and food writer books and I am always on the hunt for a great recipe or local foodie haunt to try.”
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“It's time to get your head out of the dumps and your legs in the air!”
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“I've got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I haven't even opened yet!”
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“Grace! It's Christmas for goodness sake! Think about the baby Jesus. Up in that tower letting his hair down, so that the three wise men could climb up and spin the dreidel and see if there's six more weeks of winter!”
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“OK, Rule number 1: Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within 4 feet of my lips.”
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“God didn't give me the ability to play the piano, or paint a picture or have compassion. But... he did give me the ability to crack a walnut with my hoo-ha.”
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“If you want people to like you you have to buy them things.”
-- Karen Walker
