If gentlemen prefer blondes then I'm a blonde that prefers gentlemen.
source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Gentleman, Blonde, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, But Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
source: "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend" (song) (1949) See Advertising Slogans 39; Loos 2
topic: Girl, Kissing, Hands, Continental, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
topic: Inspiring, Girl, Men, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Being Pretty
Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.
source: Don Herold (1926). “There ought to be a law--”
topic: Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
A kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara is forever.
topic: Kissing, Hands, Forever, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Jewellery
I like a man who can run faster than I can.
source: "Fictional character: Dorothy Shaw". "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes", www.imdb.com. 1953.
topic: Running, Men, Faster, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
topic: Style, Gowns, Sawdust, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Evening Gowns
It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that we look dumber.
topic: Gentleman, Blonde, Looks, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
It's a terrible thing to be lonesome, especially in the middle of a crowd.
topic: Crowds, Mental Health, Middle, Lonesome, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Gentlemen prefer blondes... but gentlemen marry brunettes.
topic: Gentleman, Brunette, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Say what you want about the deaf.
source: Jimmy Carr, Lucy Greeves (2006). “Only Joking: What's So Funny About Making People Laugh?”, p.128, Penguin
topic: Nihilism, Want, Deaf, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Black Humor
A girl with brains ought to do something with them besides think.
source: Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1925) ch. 1
topic: Girl, Thinking, Brain, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
A kiss on the hand may feel very, very good, but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever.
topic: Kissing, Hands, Forever, Bracelet, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Fun is fun but no girl wants to laugh all of the time.
topic: Girl, Fun, Laughing, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
topic: Stars, Gentleman, Looks, Brunette, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes