Dirty Thoughts Quotes:

Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?

- James Patterson

source: "Maximum Ride: Fang: Dystopian Science Fiction". Book by James Patterson, 2010.

topic: Dirty, Maximum Ride, Dirty Thoughts

Oh, yes! Fill the churches with dirty thoughts! Introduce honesty to the White House! Write letters in dead languages to people you've never met! Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children! Burn your credit cards and wear high heels! Asylum doors stand open! Fill the suburbs with murder and rape! Divine madness! Let there be ecstasy, ecstasy in the streets! Laugh and the world laughs with you!

- Grant Morrison

topic: Honesty, Children, Dirty, Humor And Laughter, Humor Laughter

It's my special magical power. I can read your mind when you're thinking dirty thoughts." "So, ninety-five percent of the time." She craned her head back to look up at him. "Ninety-five percent? What's the other five percent?" "Oh, you know, the usual--demons I might kill, runes I need to learn, people who've annoyed me recently, people who've annoyed me not so recently, ducks." "Ducks?

- Cassandra Clare

topic: Dirty, Thinking, Ducks, Dirty Thoughts, Runes

And spare me the jokes about scoring." "Dammit, woman, you read my mind," he said. "Is there no filthy wordplay you can't forsee?" "It's my special magical power. I can read your mind when you're thinking dirty thoughts." "So, ninety-five percent of the time.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.1972, Simon and Schuster

topic: Dirty, Thinking, Mind, Wordplay, Dirty Thoughts