Funny Monday Quotes:

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

- H. Allen Smith

topic: Monday, Morning, Men, Independence And Freedom, Independence Day

Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

- Spike Milligan

source: Spike Milligan (2014). “Puckoon”, p.48, Penguin UK

topic: People, Born, Thirst, Funny Monday, Goons

On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which and which is what?

- A. A. Milne

source: A A Milne (1998). “Cn Pooh 12-Copy Slipcase #06: Ams - Kanga & Baby Roo Comes to the Forest”, Dutton Books

topic: Monday, Hot, Sun, Funny Monday

Monday is the day of silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon.

- Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

source: Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni (1997). “The Mistress of Spices”, Doubleday

topic: Monday, Moon, White, Funny Monday

I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.

- Tommy Cooper

topic: Monday, Doctors, Wind, Funny Monday

There are no miracles on Mondays.

- Amy Neftzger

source: Amy Neftzger (2013). “The Orphanage of Miracles: The Kingdom Wars: Book One”, p.65, Field of Gold Publishing, Inc.

topic: Monday, Miracle, Funny Monday