H. Allen Smith Quotes and Sayings - Page 1

“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.”
-- H. Allen Smith

#Monday Quotes #Morning Quotes #Men Quotes
“Put it back in the horse!”
-- H. Allen Smith

#Horse Quotes #Drinking Quotes
“Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.”
-- H. Allen Smith

#Nice Quotes #People Quotes #Communist Quotes
“Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.”
-- H. Allen Smith

Source : H Allen Smith (2015). “Rhubarb”, p.230, eNet Press

#Cat Quotes #People Quotes #World Quotes
“We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.”
-- H. Allen Smith

#Laughter Quotes #Believe Quotes #Race Quotes
“The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.”
-- H. Allen Smith

#Passion Quotes #Animal Quotes #Lists Quotes
“Hate-on-the-highway is an institution occupying a high place in our modern civilization....The godawful glares that drivers exchange as they pass each other, the mutual hatred between motorist and pedestrian, these manifestations seem to constitute the ultimate in righteous wrath.”
-- H. Allen Smith

#Hate Quotes #Civilization Quotes #Wrath Quotes
“There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil.”
-- H. Allen Smith

#Too Much Quotes #Moderation Quotes #Pencils Quotes
“Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work.”
-- H. Allen Smith

#Mean Quotes #Moral Quotes #Manners Quotes

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