Gavel Quotes:

If people had gavels, there would be no wars. If every person in the world had a gavel and could bang it and get everyone's attention right away and make their displeasure known, I believe the level of actual violence in the world would just disappear to practically nothing.

- Fran Lebowitz

topic: War, Believe, People, Displeasure, Gavel

Judgment is easy: it is black and white, as brutal as a gavel strike.

- Luanne Rice

source: Luanne Rice (2005). “Summer of Roses”, p.7, Bantam

topic: Black And White, Judgment, Easy, Gavel

The thing is, if you control the Senate meetings, you control the gavel. And the gavel is a very important instrument... an instrument of power. An instrument that establishes the agenda.

- Dan Quayle

source: Appalachian Journal, Volume 16, 1988.

topic: Political, Important, Agendas, Gavel

My other hobby, because I just love any job with a gavel, is auctioneer. And I so often have presided over charity auctions in New York that many years ago Sotheby's sent me my own gavel. Now, the Sotheby's gavel is infinitely more elegant--it came in a little velvet bag, with "Sotheby's" inscribed in gold. It hangs in my library. I feel that everyone has occasion to use a gavel at various times everyday, they just don't think of it.

- Fran Lebowitz

topic: Jobs, New York, Thinking, Gavel

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg fell asleep during Obama's speech. She woke up with the other justices drawing a gavel on her face.

- Conan O'Brien

topic: Drawing, Justice, Ruth, Supreme Court Justice, Court Justice

Judges in Texas swing the gavel with one hand and take money with the other.

- Craig McDonald

topic: Swings, Texas, Hands, Gavel

You cannot be fair to others without first being fair to yourself. Know that a well-honed sense of justice is a measure of personal experience, and all experience is a measure of self. Know that the highest expression of justice is mercy. Thus, as the supreme judge in your own court, you must have compassion for yourself. Otherwise, cede your gavel.

- Vera Nazarian

topic: Compassion, Self, Expression, Personal Experiences, Gavel

Don't judge me. You wanna judge me, put on a black gown and get a gavel. Get in line with the rest of them that's about to judge me. I got court dates every other month. It's me against the world - that's how I feel.

- Lil Wayne

topic: Judging, Black, Judge Me, Don't Judge Me, Me Against The World

I loved being a judge, and sometimes I miss the power of the gavel, but this is a lot more fun.

- Catherine Crier

topic: Fun, Judging, Missing, Gavel

John Boehner chose a huge gavel. I think somebody's compensating for his small government.

- Stephen Colbert

topic: Thinking, Government, Huge, Gavel, Small Government

If I swung the gavel the way I swung that golf club, the nation would be in a helluva mess.

- Tip O'Neill

topic: Golf, Would Be, Clubs, Gavel

Flea-Market vendors are frozen mid-haggle. Middle-aged women are frozen in the middle of their lives. The gavels of frozen judges are frozen between guilt and innocence. On the ground are the crystals of the frozen first breaths of babies, and those of the last gasps of the dying.

- Jonathan Safran Foer

topic: Baby, Judging, Guilt, Vendors, Gavel