George Weasley Quotes:

We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Pyramids, Mum, George Weasley

You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Stupid, Humor, Thinking, Fred And George, Fred Weasley

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Happiness, Inspiring, Philosophical, Memorable Harry Potter, Inspirational Harry Potter

You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" "What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Doors, Next, Neighbor, Molly Weasley, Order Of The Phoenix

Fred, you next," the plump woman said. "I'm not Fred, I'm George," said the boy. "Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George?" "Sorry, George, dear." "Only joking, I am Fred," said the boy and off he went.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Mother, Sorry, Boys, Molly Weasley, Fred And George

Fred and George turned to each other and said together, "Wow, we're identical!" "I dunno though, I think I'm still better looking," said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle.

- J. K. Rowling

source: J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows”, p.52, Pottermore

topic: Thinking, Reflection, Together, Weasley Twins, Weasley

So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" Hermione was saying, "and then there's A-" "No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Expectations, Hermione, Exam, Fred And George, Fred Weasley

What do we want to be prefects for?” said George, looking revolted at the very idea. “It’d take all the fun out of life.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Fun, Ideas, Want, Percy Weasley, Weasley

George,” said Fred, “I think we’ve outgrown full-time education.” “Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself,” said George lightly.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Thinking, Feelings, Funny Harry Potter, Weasley, Fred And George

Size is no guarantee of power.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Guarantees, Size, Weasley, George Weasley

We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Toilet Seat, Toilets, Hogwarts, Weasley, Fred And George

Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls. We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat. George! Only joking, Mum.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Owl, Hogwarts, Toilet Seat, Weasley, Fred And George

Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Funny Harry Potter, Troll, Speak, Grunt, Fred And George

Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there. "Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Thinking, Funny Harry Potter, Trying, Weasley, Fred And George

Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –" "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet." "Great idea though, thanks, Mum.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Humor, Years, Ideas, Molly Weasley, Weasley

Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Stupid, Brain, Gold, Draco Malfoy, Weasley

I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Believe, Doubt, Trying, Toilet Seat, Dumbledore Book

Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-" "Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had no idea." "Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," said the other twin. "Once-" "Or twice-" "A minute-" "All summer-" "Oh, shut up," said Percy the Prefect.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Summer, Mother, Thinking, Percy Weasley, Weasley

Yeah, size is no guarantee of power,” said George. “Look at Ginny.” “What d’you mean?” said Harry. “You’ve never been on the receiving end of one of her Bat-Bogey Hexes, have you?

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Mean, Receiving, Bats, Weasley, Fred And George

What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong?” “Oh no, Ron,” came Fred’s voice, very sarcastically. “No, this is exactly where we wanted to end up.

- J. K. Rowling

source: J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”, p.45, Pottermore

topic: Voice, Funny Harry Potter, Gone, Weasley, Fred And George

Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-" "Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing." Percy scowled. "That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley. "Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you-

- J. K. Rowling

source: "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban". Book by J. K. Rowling, July 8, 1999.

topic: Boys, Hands, Funny Harry Potter, Percy Weasley, Weasley

Oh, get out of the way, Percy,” said Fred. “Harry’s in a hurry.” “Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant,” said George, chortling.

- J. K. Rowling

source: J. K. Rowling (1999). “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets”, Raincoast Books

topic: Secret, Tea, Way, Percy Weasley, Weasley

I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Singing, Funny Harry Potter, Showers, Percy Weasley, Weasley

We let off a Dungbomb in the corridor and it upset him for some reason—" "So he hauled us off to his office and started threatening us with the usual—" "—detention—" "—disembowelment—

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Threatening Us, Office, Upset, Detention, Weasley

Blimey,” said the other twin. “Are you — ?” “He is,” said the first twin. “Aren’t you?” he added to Harry. “What?” said Harry. “Harry Potter,” chorused the twins. “Oh, him,” said Harry. “I mean, yes, I am.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Mean, Potters, Firsts, Weasley, Fred And George