Goldilocks Quotes:

The Goldilocks Enigma is the idea that everything in the universe is just right for life, like the porridge in the fairy tale.

- Paul Davies

topic: Ideas, Fairy Tale, Porridge, Goldilocks

The first bowl of chocolate pudding was too hot, but Goldilocks ate it all anyway because, hey, it's chocolate pudding, right?

- Mo Willems

topic: Chocolate, Pudding, Hey, Chocolate Pudding, Goldilocks

Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?

- Bill Watterson

topic: Pigs, Riding, Three, Little Red Riding Hood, Red Riding Hood

What do they say about meeting a bear in the woods? Oh right, you shouldn't. And to make sure you don't, you should make a lot of noise so that they'll will know where you are and keep their distance because, supposedly, they're as nervous of us as we are of them. Which is all goo, except this bear doesn't seem the least bit nervous. He's giving me a look like I'm Goldilocks, ate his porridge, broke his chair, slept in his bed, and now it's payback time."- Widdershins

- Charles de Lint

topic: Distance, Giving, Noise, Payback, Porridge

She always set three alarms for fear that the first employees to arrive would discover her sleeping - a Goldilocks without her bears

- Billie Letts

topic: Sleep, Alarms, Three, Goldilocks

Not only will you sleep with me, but you will say 'please.'" I stared at him, shocked. The smile widened. "You will say 'please' before and 'thank you' after." Nervous laughter bubbled up. "You've gone insane. All that peroxide in your hair finally did your brain in, Goldilocks.

- Ilona Andrews

source: Ilona Andrews (2008). “Magic Burns”, p.179, Penguin

topic: Laughter, Sleep, Hair, Goldilocks, Shocked

Goldilocks [There] lived a family of bearstogether anthropomorphically in a little cottage as a nuclear family. They were very sorry about this, of course, since the nuclear family has traditionally served to enslave womyn, instill a self-righteous moralism in its members, and imprint rigid notions of heterosexualist roles onto the next generation. [They named] their offspring the non-gender-specific "Baby.

- James Finn Garner

topic: Baby, Sorry, Self, Offspring, Nuclear Families

It's like what you might call Goldilocks' dilemma in the old fairy tale. Young men see women as "less than" or "better than," but never their equals. And studies indicate that equality is the best foundation for a healthy relationship.

- Michael Kimmel

source: "How hookups and hang-ups delay manhood". TODAYshow.com Interview, www.today.com. August 03, 2010.

topic: Men, Healthy, Might, Healthy Relationship, Goldilocks

How was I supposed to know that you let two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?" "Ah, yes, that mouth. I missed it. All mine now.

- Ilona Andrews

topic: Hurt, Two, Mouths, Goldilocks