Grammar Humor Quotes:

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

- Dave Barry

topic: God, Writing, Stupidity, Writers And Writing, Writing Humor

To boldly split infinitives that no man had split before.

- Douglas Adams

source: Douglas Adams (2009). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”, p.76, Pan Macmillan

topic: Men, Splits, Infinitive, Grammar Humor

And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire forged.

- Douglas Adams

source: Douglas Adams (2012). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five”, p.81, Pan Macmillan

topic: Men, Brave, Deeds, Infinitive, Grammar Humor