Guam Quotes:

My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize

- Hank Johnson

source: "Hank Johnson Worries Guam Could "Capsize" After Marine Buildup". www.cbsnews.com. April 1, 2010.

topic: Stupid, Islands, Stupid Liberal, Dumb Liberal, Congressman

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

- Bobby Heenan

topic: Hawaii, States, Suburbs, Guam

My great uncle Pvt. Tommy Rooney, USMC, was killed on Guam during the Pacific Campaign in World War II. I was named after him, so I always thought about him and wearing the uniform. The JAG Corps gave me that opportunity after law school.

- Tom Rooney

topic: Uncles, War, School, Pacific, Rooney

Atom bombs, something's wrong. D.E.A sent to Guam. Acid Trips, big fat chics. Purple Finstone Vitamins.All the needy rich are greedy. I find out you don't need me. Berlin wall starts to fall. I trip out to the wall. Hooray Horrah

- Chester Bennington

topic: Wall, Fall, Purple, Acid Trip, Atom Bomb

Should hostilities once break out between Japan and the United States, it is not enough that we take Guam and the Philippines, nor even Hawaii and San Francisco. To make victory certain, we would have to march into Washington and dictate the terms of peace in the White House. I wonder if our politicians, among whom armchair arguments about war are being glibly bandied about in the name of state politics, have confidence as to the final outcome and are prepared to make the necessary sacrifices.

- Isoroku Yamamoto

source: "At Dawn We Slept". Book by Donald M Goldstein, Gordon Prange, and Katherine V. Dillon, 1981.

topic: War, Sacrifice, Japan, Armchairs, Guam

If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam.

- Kurt Angle

topic: Country, Hero, Wwe, Guam, Embarassing