Humourous Quotes:

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

- Mark Twain

topic: Inspiration, Ignorance, Fool, Humourous, Stupidity And Ignorance

Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.

- Cato the Elder

topic: Inspirational, Education, Wise, Humourous, Fools And Foolishness

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

- George Bernard Shaw

topic: Funny, Humor, Use It Or Lose It, Humourous, Murphys Law

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

- Josh Billings

topic: Fun, Fool, World, Humourous, Pranks

If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

- Mark Twain

source: Mark Twain (1995). “Mark Twain: Selected Writings of an American Skeptic”

topic: Funny, Humor, Fool, Humourous

If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

- Mark Twain

topic: Lonely, World, Fool, Humourous

Nature, it appears, has been rather more bountiful to Paul's body and purse than to his intellect; above the ears, speaking bluntly, the boy is strictly tapioca.

- S. J. Perelman

topic: Boys, Ears, Body, Humourous