Kebabs Quotes:

I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.

- Zlatan Ibrahimovic

topic: Garden, Fire, House, Kebabs

I monitor the food my players eat on a Friday night. It's no good if they've had two vindaloos and a kebab.

- Iain Dowie

topic: Friday, Player, Night, Kebabs, Friday Night

When you think about a barbecue, most people think of slabs of ribs, but you don't need to do that in today's culinary barbecue world. Short ribs, barbecue chicken, skewered shrimp, vegetable kebabs, lobster mac and cheese with or without the lobster, and a donut bread pudding for dessert that's absolutely amazing. These are things that are safe whether you're a novice or a professional. Be creative and stay within your culinary pantheon.

- G. Garvin

topic: Thinking, Vegetables, Bread Pudding, Kebabs, Donuts

Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do, he spent his whole life in the kebab business, was buried with all his equipment, probably turning in his grave.

- Milton Jones

topic: Funny, Humor, Thinking, Kebabs

The Arab peoples possess an ancient and highly developed civilization that is in many ways more sophisticated than our own. For instance, they invented algebra. And this is why we have to go to war with Saddam Hussein this minute and bomb the shish kebab out of him before he invents trig and chemistry and the whole of America flunks high school.

- P. J. O'Rourke

topic: Funny, War, Humorous, Kebabs