Mallards Quotes:

Look at that mallard as he floats on the lake; see his elevated head glittering with emerald green, his amber eyes glancing in the light! Even at this distance, he has marked you, and suspects that you bear no goodwill towards him, for he sees that you have a gun, and he has many a time been frightened by its report, or that of some other. The wary bird draws his feet under his body, springs upon then, opens his wings, and with loud quacks bids you farewell.

- John James Audubon

source: John James Audubon (1835). “Ornithological Biography: Or An Account of the Habits of the Birds of the United States of America; Accompanied by Descriptions of the Objects Represented in the Work Entitled The Birds of America, and Interspersed with Delineations of American Scenery and Manners. 5 Vol. Il. Q.”, p.165

topic: Spring, Distance, Farewell, Mallards, Quacks

And strangely enoughthe only emotion I ever feel, is what the beaver must feel, as he bears each stick to his hidden construction, which creates the tranquil pond and gives the mallards somewhere to paddle, and the pair of swans a place to conceal their young

- Billy Collins

topic: Swans, Giving, Ponds, Mallards, Beavers

Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.- William Herondale

- Cassandra Clare

topic: Ducks, Littles, Never Trust, Mallards, Jem Carstairs

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

- Ted Nugent

source: "America Nuge". Interview with Larry Kudlow, www.nationalreview.com. May 17, 2002.

topic: Food, Ideas, Fast Food, Mallards, Duck Hunting

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.

- Ted Nugent

topic: Mean, Giving, Alcohol, Mallards

Children, as persons, are entitled to the greatest respect. Children are given to us as free-flying souls, but then we clip their wings like we domesticate the wild mallard. Children should become the role-models for us, their parents, for they are coated with the spirit from which they came- out of the ether, clean, innocent, brimming with the delight of life, aware of the beauty of the simplest thing; a snail, a bud....

- Gerry Spence

source: Gerry Spence (1999). “Give Me Liberty: Freeing Ourselves in the Twenty-First Century”, p.202, St. Martin's Press

topic: Children, Wings, Role Models, Mallards, Snail

Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?" "They ate it too," Will reminisced. "Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2013). “The Infernal Devices: Clockwork Angel; Clockwork Prince; Clockwork Princess”, p.193, Simon and Schuster

topic: Race, Ducks, Pie, Mallards, Jem Carstairs

The best long range shotgun load to have in one's boat for mallards is a fine retriever.

- Nash Buckingham

topic: Dog, Long, Boat, Mallards, Shotguns