Reading Glasses Quotes:

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

- Henny Youngman

topic: Crazy, Book, Reading, Liquor Funny, Day Drinking

I'd begun to realize that there was an unspoken predjudice among book-learned people, a secret conviction they all seemed to share, that life as we know it is an imperfect vision of reality, and that only art, like a pair of reading glasses can correct it.

- Ian Caldwell

source: Ian Caldwell, Dustin Thomason (2005). “The rule of four”, Egully.com

topic: Art, Book, Reading, Reading Glasses

I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I've read the Bible twice wearing each pair, and it's the same.

- Steven Wright

topic: Reading, Glasses, Two, Reading Fiction, Reading Glasses

If you've got short, stubby fingers and wear reading glasses, any relaxation you would normally derive from fly fishing is completely eliminated when you try to tie on a fly.

- Jack Ohman

topic: Reading, Glasses, Fishing, Fly Fishing, Reading Glasses

It has not been a good day. I lost my glasses early this morning and I had to go buy a pair of 79 dollar reading glasses today. 79 bucks. You can literally get them at Costco, three-for-20.

- Darryl Sutter

topic: Morning, Reading, Good Day, Costco, Reading Glasses

Last but not least, she put on a pair of black-framed reading glasses she’d found on Mr. Mercer’s bedside table. If it worked for Clark Kent, it’d work for her.

- Sara Shepard

topic: Reading, Glasses, Black, Kent, Reading Glasses

If you find yourself saying things like, "I'm hitting the age where I'll need reading glasses," "I'm too old to try yoga (or some other activity)," or other such statements, make a conscious choice to shift your perspective and what you tell yourself about your body and age.

- Deepak Chopra

topic: Yoga, Reading, Glasses, Reading Glasses

No, books. She would have maybe twenty going at a time, lying all over our house--on the kitchen table, by her bed, the bathroom, our car, her bags, a little stack at the edge of each stair. And she'd use anything she could find for a bookmark. My missing sock, an apple core, her reading glasses, another book, a fork.

- Kami Garcia

topic: Lying, Book, Reading, Bookmarks, Reading Glasses

I needed a vacation. I needed 5 women. I needed to get the wax out of my ears. My car needed an oil change. I'd failed to file my damned income tax. One of the stems had broken off of my reading glasses. There were ants in my apartment. I needed to get my teeth cleaned. My shoes were run down at the heels. I had insomnia. My auto insurance had expired. I cut myself every time i shaved. I hadn't laughed in 6 years. I tended to worry when there was nothing to worry about. And when there was something to worry about, i got drunk.

- Charles Bukowski

topic: Oil Change, Expired, Reading Glasses