Smart Ass Quotes:

Boys don't make passes at female smart asses.

- Letty Cottin Pogrebin

topic: Smart, Boys, Female, Smart Ass

You're kind of a smart ass when you're not flat on your face.

- Josh Lanyon

topic: Smart, Faces, Kind, Smart Ass

Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.

- John Krasinski

topic: Smart, Boston, People, Funny People, Smart Ass

If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses.

- Ricky Gervais

topic: Smart, Idiot, Ass, Odd One, Smart Ass

It startled him even more when just after he was awarded the Galactic Institute's Prize for Extreme Cleverness he got lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists who had finally realized that the one thing they really couldn't stand was a smart-ass.

- Douglas Adams

source: Douglas Adams (2009). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”, p.57, Pan Macmillan

topic: Smart, Science, Lynching, Smart Ass, Smartass

The last thing that the blues needs is another smart-ass white boy with an attitude.

- Brownie McGhee

topic: Attitude, Smart, Boys, Smart Ass

Tom Cruise shouldn't try to win Oscars. He should just smile and kick people in the face and leave the acting to Hugh Jackman. Why Hugh Jackman? I dunno; come up with your own example, smart-ass.

- Doug Benson

topic: Smart, Winning, People, Smart Ass