Travellers Funny Quotes:

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.

- Mark Twain

topic: Travel, Memorable, Carpe Diem, Solo Travel, Inspirational Adventure

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

- Mark Twain

topic: Travel, Hate, Memorable, Inspirational Adventure, Inspirational Vacation

The life you have led doesn't need to be the only life you have.

- Anna Quindlen

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Life, Solo Travel, Photography And Travel

If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much space.

- Stephen Hunt

topic: Motivational, Space, Personality, Taking Risks, Life On The Edge

Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life

- Michael Palin

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Travel, Solo Travel, Inspirational Vacation

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.

- Steve Jobs

source: Commencement Address at Stanford University, delivered 12 June 2005, Palo Alto, CA

topic: Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Interesting Life, Inner Voice

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

- Alton Brown

topic: Inspirational, Life, Positive, Solo Travel, Soul Life

Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice.

- Steve Jobs

source: Commencement Address at Stanford University, delivered 12 June 2005, Palo Alto, CA

topic: Love, Inspirational, Life, Inner Voice, Job Growth

It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters, in the end.

- Ursula K. Le Guin

topic: Motivational, Graduation, Travel, Solo Travel, Discovering Yourself

I think that travel comes from some deep urge to see the world, like the urge that brings up a worm in an Irish bog to see the moon when it is full.

- Lord Dunsany

topic: Travel, Moon, Thinking, Bogs, Great Travel

To travel is to take a journey into yourself.

- Danny Kaye

topic: Travel, Journey, Solo Travel, Journey And Destination, Journey Inspirational

To my mind, the greatest reward and luxury of travel is to be able to experience everyday things as if for the first time, to be in a position in which almost nothing is so familiar it is taken for granted.

- Bill Bryson

topic: Travel, Taken, Luxury, Experiencing Things, Solo Travel

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.

- Dagobert D. Runes

source: Dagobert D. Runes (2015). “Treasury of Thought”, p.172, Open Road Media

topic: Travel, Home, People, Nomadic, Travel The World

Now I know why they tell you to put your head between your knees on crash landings. You think you're going to kiss your ***** good-bye.

- Terry Hanson

topic: Travel, Kissing, Thinking, Travellers Funny

Once you have traveled, the voyage never ends, but is played out over and over again in the quietest chambers. The mind can never break off from the journey.

- Pat Conroy

source: FaceBook post by Pat Conroy from Dec 19, 2013

topic: Inspirational, Life, Travel, Solo Travel, Journey Inspirational

I haven't been everywhere, but it's on my list.

- Susan Sontag

source: Susan Sontag (2017). “Stories: Collected Stories”, p.114, Penguin UK

topic: Inspirational, Encouraging, Travel, Solo Travel, Inspirational Vacation

Half the fun of the travel is the esthetic of lostness.

- Ray Bradbury

topic: Inspirational, Travel, Fun, Inspirational Adventure, Inspirational Vacation

Stuff your eyes with wonder, live as if you'd drop dead in ten seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream made or paid for in factories.

- Ray Bradbury

topic: Inspirational, Dream, Travel, Solo Travel, Martian Chronicles

We live in a wonderful world that is full of beauty, charm and adventure. There is no end to the adventures that we can have if only we seek them with our eyes open.

- Jawaharlal Nehru

topic: Inspirational, Life, Beauty, Indian, Solo Travel

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

topic: Inspirational, Beauty, Beautiful, Beautiful Nature, Soul Beauty

It is not down in any map; true places never are.

- Herman Melville

source: Herman Melville (1892). “Moby Dick”, p.57

topic: Nature, Travel, Home, Solo Travel, Travel The World

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land.

- Gilbert K. Chesterton

source: "Does Travel Really Matter Anyway?" by Kim Mance, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 11, 2008.

topic: Country, Travel, Adventure, Inspirational Adventure Time, Travel And Tourism

Not until we are lost do we begin to understand ourselves.

- Henry David Thoreau

topic: Wisdom, Travel, Character, Discovering Yourself, Inner Journey

Like all great travellers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen.

- Benjamin Disraeli

topic: Inspirational, Travel, Memorable, Journey Inspirational, Inspirational Adventure

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain, author Making the team is one thing, becoming a team is another.

- Graham Lowe

topic: Sports, Hate, Team, Inspiration To Others, Inspirational Adventure

The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see.

- Gilbert K. Chesterton

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Travel, Solo Travel, Inspirational Vacation

A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.

- Laozi

topic: Inspirational, Travel, Arriving, Journey And Destination, Journey Home

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware.

- Martin Buber

source: Martin Buber (2015). “Hasidism and Modern Man”, p.47, Princeton University Press

topic: Inspirational, Travel, Fun, Journey And Destination, Journey Inspirational

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

- Robert Benchley

source: Pluck and Luck (1925)

topic: Travel, Children, Airplane, Air Travel, Pilots And Flying

Once the travel bug bites, there is no known antidote.

- Michael Palin

topic: Bugs, Antidote, Solo Travel, Inspirational Vacation, Nomadic

I have wandered all my life, and I have also traveled; the difference between the two being this, that we wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.

- Hilaire Belloc

source: Hilaire Belloc (1942). “Places”

topic: Life, Travel, Differences, Solo Travel, Journey Inspirational

Certainly, travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living.

- Mary Ritter Beard

topic: Inspirational, Inspiring, Travel, Journey Inspirational, Life Going On

The traveler was active; he went strenuously in search of people, of adventure, of experience. The tourist is passive.

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

topic: Travel, Adventure, Passive Voice, Journeys And Paths, Travel And Tourism

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

- Al Gore

topic: Airplane, Looks, Way, Air Travel, Foreign Travel

Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.

- Steve Jobs

topic: Heart, Follow Your Heart, Intuition, Inner Voice, Business Life

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe.

- Anatole France

topic: Inspirational, Inspiring, Nature, Costa Rica, Nomadic

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls.

- Anais Nin

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Travel, Soul Life, Journey Inspirational

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes.

- Marcel Proust

topic: Inspirational, Life, Positive, Discovering Yourself, Journey And Destination

I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.

- George Bernard Shaw

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Travel, Inspirational Vacation, Like And Dislike

I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move.

- Robert Louis Stevenson

topic: Travel, Inspirational Life, Moving, Solo Travel, Journey Inspirational

If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay at home.

- James A. Michener

source: "Good Advice". Book by William Safire and Leonard Safir, 1982.

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Travel, Journey Home, Inspirational Adventure Time

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.

- Oscar Wilde

topic: Funny, Travel, Book, Inspirational Adventure, Inspirational Adventure Time

Make voyages. Attempt them. There's nothing else.

- Tennessee Williams

topic: Inspirational, Courage, Travel, Inspirational Adventure, Photography And Travel

Travel brings power and love back into your life.

- Rumi

topic: Travel, Optimistic, Vacation, Solo Travel, Journey Inspirational

Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything.

- Charles Kuralt

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Country, Travel And Tourism, Interstate

What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do - especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road.

- William Least Heat-Moon

topic: Travel, Past, Journey, Costa Rica, Weary Traveler

The traveler was active; he went strenuously in search of people, of adventure, of experience. The tourist is passive; he expects interesting things to happen to him. He goes 'sight-seeing.'

- Daniel J. Boorstin

source: Daniel J. Boorstin (2012). “The Image: A Guide to Pseudo-Events in America”, p.85, Vintage

topic: Travel, Memorable, Adventure, Experiencing Things, Journeys And Paths

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.

- Aldous Huxley

topic: Country, Travel, Hippie, Inspiration To Others, Inspirational Adventure Time