Valkyrie Cain Quotes:

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

- Derek Landy

topic: Evil, Way, Eleven, Valkyrie Cain

I need a weapon,” Valkyrie muttered. “You’re an Elemental with a Necromancer ring, trained in a variety of martial arts by some of the best fighters in the world,” Skulduggery pointed out. “I’m fairly certain that makes you a weapon.” “I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” “I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.

- Derek Landy

topic: Art, Mean, Gun, Valkyrie Cain, Skulduggery Pleasant

"Found something?"..."No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh… more floor."

- Derek Landy

source: "Skulduggery Pleasant". Book by Derek Landy, April 3, 2007.

topic: Sorry, Found, Skulduggery Pleasant, Valkyrie Cain

Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed. "Not just ordinary stairs," Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. "Magic stairs." "Really?" "Oh, yes." She followed him into the darkness. "How are they magic?" "They just are." "In what way?" "In a magicky way." She glared at the back of his head. "They aren't magic at all, are they?" "Not really.

- Derek Landy

topic: Darkness, Magic, Ordinary, Valkyrie Cain, Skulduggery Pleasant

Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.

- Derek Landy

topic: Fate, Monsters, World, Valkyrie Cain

Valkyrie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friend is most likely dead.” “Of course he’s dead. He’s a skeleton.

- Derek Landy

source: Derek Landy (2013). “Skulduggery Pleasant:”, p.46, HarperCollins UK

topic: Hate, Skeletons, Courses, Valkyrie Cain

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.

- Derek Landy

topic: Sarcasm, Form, China, Valkyrie Cain

The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What kind of box?” “A wooden one.” She gave him a look.

- Derek Landy

source: Derek Landy (2011). “Death Bringer (Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 6)”, p.48, HarperCollins UK

topic: Rain, Looks, Cottages, Valkyrie Cain

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

- Derek Landy

topic: Littering, Murder, Conspiracy, Valkyrie Cain, Skulduggery Pleasant

Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.

- Derek Landy

source: Derek Landy (2015). “Skulduggery Pleasant -”, p.296, HarperCollins UK

topic: Fighting, Gun, Moron, Heathen, Gunfights

Doors are for people with no imagination.

- Derek Landy

topic: Doors, People, Imagination, Valkyrie Cain, Skulduggery Pleasant

It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -

- Derek Landy

topic: Sorrow, Want, China, Valkyrie Cain

You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last present you gave me was a stick.” “You wanted a weapon.” “It was a stick.” “It had a bow on it.” “It was a stick.” “I thought you liked the stick. You laughed.

- Derek Landy

source: Derek Landy (2015). “Skulduggery Pleasant:”, p.48, HarperCollins UK

topic: Mean, Ideas, Weapons, Valkyrie Cain

You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.

- Derek Landy

source: Derek Landy (2013). “Skulduggery Pleasant:”, p.12, HarperCollins UK

topic: Stealing, Skulduggery Pleasant, Pleasant, Valkyrie Cain

What is it?' Stephanie whispered. 'That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.' She looked at Skulduggery. 'You don't know what it is, do you?' 'I told you what it is, it's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us.

- Derek Landy

topic: Monsters, Shut Up, Horrible, Valkyrie Cain, Skulduggery Pleasant

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

- Oscar Wilde

topic: Sarcasm, Form, Wit, Valkyrie Cain

That was a good day for me," Skulduggery said. "I didn't have to hit anyone. I didn't have to shoot anyone. I just sat around and talked to my good friend and partner, Valkyrie Cain.

- Derek Landy

topic: Good Day, Good Friend, Cain, Valkyrie Cain

You say one more thing that sounds like it's ripped from the pages of a really bad gothic romance and I'm out of here, are we clear?" - Valkyrie Cain

- Derek Landy

topic: Romance, Sound, Cain, Valkyrie Cain