Yahtzee Croshaw quotes

The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't
-- Yahtzee Croshaw

#Artist #Flawless

Well we've left behind the 200X's, and we move onto the 20XX's. Maybe that will finally make us feel like we're living in the future, rather than a media controlled slave state where an iPhone is worth substantially more than a human life. Happy new year.
-- Yahtzee Croshaw

#New Year #Moving #Happy Life

Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics. (Press X to thanklessly toil your life away)
-- Yahtzee Croshaw

#Real #Toil #Mechanic

The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.
-- Yahtzee Croshaw

#Archaeologists

Individuals are fine once you get to know them, especially if they're interesting in conversation or have large, sumptuous breasts, but I don't like people in the plural and I've seen very little to change my mind about that.
-- Yahtzee Croshaw

#Interesting #People #Mind

For me, Modern Warfare 3 's plot makes its signature turn around the bend when Russia invades Europe. As in, all of it. Simultaneously. Now, I've never invaded Europe, except for that one time, but I would think that's a project you might want to stagger out a bit if you haven't forged an alliance with any galactic empires lately.
-- Yahtzee Croshaw

#Thinking #Russia #Europe

The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers.
-- Yahtzee Croshaw

#Stupid #Selfish #Evil

Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.
-- Yahtzee Croshaw

#Knowing #Littles #Ruins

So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it.
-- Yahtzee Croshaw

#Self #World #Kind

I had passed on from life, from the world of struggles and hardship and big fat women with annoying laughs, and entered a glorious new existence of utter peace, and joy, and love. And then some git brought me back to life
-- Yahtzee Croshaw

#Struggle #Laughing #Joy

He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom deserves neither.
-- Yahtzee Croshaw

#World #Pacing #Trade