Pubs quotes

A lot of bands have the enthusiasm kicked out of them by playing really dreary pub venues that just churn bands through.
-- Alex Kapranos

#Band #Enthusiasm #Pubs

Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'
-- Bill Bailey

#Males #Three #Pubs

Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!
-- Bill Bailey

#Three #Outcomes #Pubs

A lot of country pubs will receive Michelin stars
-- Heston Blumenthal

#Country #Stars #Pubs

In my hometown there is a pub named after me - The Frome Flyer on Jenson Avenue. How cool is that?!
-- Jenson Button

#Hometown #Flyers #Pubs

Looking back, I spent a lot of time sitting in pubs when I should have been perfecting my playwriting.
-- Jez Butterworth

#Sitting #Should #Pubs

I love those people who do story-telling and who ramble on, but I don't do that, I tell jokes - the sort of jokes that anyone really could tell in the pub.
-- Jimmy Carr

#People #Stories #Pubs

I like to think that at the end of a show, you can just take your costume off and go to the pub.
-- Max Irons

#Thinking #Costumes #Pubs

You meet a better class of person in pubs,
-- Oliver Reed

#Class #Pubs #Persons

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.
-- Sally Phillips

#Funny Friend #Monkeys #Pubs

Dublin was turning into Disneyland with super-pubs, a Purgatory open till five in the morning.
-- Joseph O'Connor

#Morning #Dublin #Pubs

Ignore the trade-pub narratives about how little success indies enjoy.
-- Nathan Lowell

#Littles #Narrative #Pubs

I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints.
-- Pauline Quirke

#Add #Pubs #Pints