Bus quotes

There is one statesman of the present day, of whom I always say that he would have escaped making the blunders that he has made if he had only ridden more in buses.
-- Arthur Helps

#Made #Blunders #Bus

Dad was a bus driver, and when he finished work he would repair cars.
-- Bruno Tonioli

#Dad #Car #Bus

I don't drive. I live in L.A., but I take the bus. I know, I'm weird!
-- Carol Ann Susi

#Bus

I watch people from the top of buses who don't know they're being watched. It's quite fascinating.
-- Celia Imrie

#People #Watches #Bus

I think I see her, please let me off this bus. Nadine, honey, is that you?
-- Chuck Berry

#Thinking #Honey #Bus

Really, anyone can learn how to fly. If you can drive a bus, you can fly an airplane.
-- Cory Lidle

#Airplane #Bus

The teacher can always tell when you did your homework on the bus.
-- Cynthia Lewis

#Teacher #Homework #Bus

If you want reality take the bus.
-- David LaChapelle

#Reality #Want #Bus

I'm willing to throw my body in front of the bus to stop bad ideas.
-- Elizabeth Warren

#Ideas #Body #Bus

He was the up and equal homosexual who would not sit at the back of the bus.
-- Frank Kameny

#Gay #Bus #Homosexual

I live in a bus and go from place to place and sometimes feel very detached from what's going on
-- Gavin DeGraw

#Sometimes #Bus #Feels

If I meet someone at a bus stop, I want to really meet that person. I don't want to be 'Hugh Jackman, the famous actor.'
-- Hugh Jackman

#Actors #Want #Bus

When I was in high school, I had binders with pictures of tour buses.
-- Hunter Hayes

#School #High School #Bus

A bus ride is like being in another world.
-- J.A. Redmerski

#World #Another World #Bus

We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round.
-- Jack Nicholson

#Wheels #Bus

Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat.
-- James C. Collins

#People #Funny Business #Bus

Values aren't buses... They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are.
-- Jennifer Crusie

#Good Life #Bus #Who You Are

I look at autism like a bus accident, and you don't become cured from a bus accident, but you can recover.
-- Jenny McCarthy

#Autism #Looks #Bus

Obviously I wanted to be a bus driver - and I still do. If only I could get a part time job.
-- Jerry Springer

#Jobs #Bus #Wanted

To me, God is like this happy bus driver.
-- Jerry Stahl

#Bus #Bus Driver #Drivers

I don't feel like I am 66 at all. I feel more like I am 35. But I have a bus pass so it must be true.
-- Joanna Lumley

#Bus #Being True #Feels

I didn't actually realise what apartheid meant. I'm probably a bit naive, but I thought it was more of a vague segregation, like on the beaches and buses.
-- John Deacon

#Beach #Segregation #Bus

Getting on the bus and touring was my life. And when that was not around, I felt myself a bit lost at times, because that was all I had.
-- Keith Urban

#Lost #Touring #Bus

I'm not going to throw my state under the bus. That's never going to happen.
-- Lindsey Graham

#States #Bus

I love the big red bus!
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Red #Bigs #Bus

We are all riding on the same bus.
-- Mark Sheppard

#Peace #Riding #Bus

I bet your mom would let me." -Pigeon, Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus-
-- Mo Willems

#Mom #Pigeons #Bus

I love being on tour and having my own tour bus.
-- Pauly D

#Love Is #Bus

Finding a good bus driver can be as important as finding a good musician.
-- Reba McEntire

#Important #Musician #Bus

Social conservatives say who drives the bus.
-- Richard Land

#Social #Bus

We now have contestants who will not let anything get in their way of victory. Some contestants have thrown each other under the bus this season.
-- Ryan Seacrest

#Victory #Way #Bus

This country was built on the backs of dudes who drank on buses. What we do honors them.
-- Sam Lipsyte

#Country #Honor #Bus

I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.
-- Sanjaya Malakar

#Sunset #Sunset Boulevard #Bus

We are not better than native born Americans, and of course not smarter. We’ve just been to the last stop of this bus.
-- Sergei Dovlatov

#Lasts #Born #Bus

I don't travel anywhere without the PS3 and XBox. There's nothing better to do on long bus trips while on tour.
-- Soulja Boy

#Xbox #Long #Bus

Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A
-- Spike Milligan

#Men #Bus

The energies of Lagos life- creative, malevolent, ambiguous- converge at the bus stops
-- Teju Cole

#Creative #Energy #Bus

Here is how you know if it is love or lust. Push them in front of a bus. If you jump in the way and save them it is love.
-- Teresa Mummert

#Lust #Way #Bus

You're either on the bus or off the bus.
-- Tom Wolfe

#Hippie #Bus

I'd sooner be smashed into a mangled pulp by a bus when we cross the street than look forward to a life like yours.
-- W. Somerset Maugham

#Looks #Crosses #Bus

we're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.
-- Wavy Gravy

#Might #Enjoy #Bus

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station….
-- William Faulkner

#Desks #Bus #Train Stations

Its like a Contiki tour, getting on and off buses, getting pissed.
-- Willie Mason

#League #Rugby #Bus

Everyone should ride the bus so that I can drive.
-- Charles Montgomery

#Environmental #Should #Bus

When you're waiting for a bus, the thing to do is smoke a cigarette.
-- Jane Alison

#Waiting #Cigarette #Bus

It's one thing to be a high achiever; it's quite another to privately sneer at your girlfriend's friends after feigning friendliness because they have the "misfortune" to drive a bus for a living.
-- Mallory Ortberg

#Girlfriend #Bus #Achiever

If you can't get up for an old woman on the bus, you can't be an officer in the IDF.
-- Moshe Ya'alon

#Idf #Get Up #Bus

I love Chicago. I got on a bus and asked the driver, Do you go to the Loop? He said, No, I go beep-beep!
-- Joey Bishop

#Chicago #Said #Bus