Pauly D quotes

  • You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.
    -- Pauly D

    #Sunday #Peaches #Bananas

  • Being called Angelina is like one of the worst things you could ever be called.
    -- Pauly D

    #Worst

  • I really love Las Vegas. Its, like, my favorite place to be. I love to DJ out there. It is the place to be as a DJ.
    -- Pauly D

    #Las Vegas #Favorite Places #My Favorite

  • I love being on tour and having my own tour bus.
    -- Pauly D

    #Love Is #Bus

  • Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs.
    -- Pauly D

    #Struggle #Night #Hustle

  • I travel every single day, but I make it a point to hit the gym. I want to look good for the summer.
    -- Pauly D

    #Summer #Want #Looks

  • My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike it doesn't move! What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?
    -- Pauly D

    #Moving #Fall #Thinking

  • I will do Dancing with the Stars when my career dips.
    -- Pauly D

    #Stars #Careers #Dancing

  • Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!
    -- Pauly D

    #President #Keds #Clients

  • I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.
    -- Pauly D

    #Italian #Tanning #Lifestyle

  • You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.
    -- Pauly D

    #Haircuts

  • This is the biggest night of my entire life and everybody's career rides on my DJ set
    -- Pauly D

    #Night #Careers #Djs

  • My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof I'm not willin' to try that.
    -- Pauly D

    #Moving #Hair #Water

  • In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.
    -- Pauly D

    #Kids #Blow #World

  • My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ***** that you read about.
    -- Pauly D

    #Girl #Ass #Brunette

  • Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach.
    -- Pauly D

    #Beach #Thinking #Miami

  • The Situation's style is like super obnoxiously aggressive.
    -- Pauly D

    #Style #Aggressive #Situation

  • There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.
    -- Pauly D

    #Hair #Jersey #Way

  • I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.
    -- Pauly D

    #Falling In Love #Trying #Hook

  • Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula.
    -- Pauly D

    #Diapers #Tantrums #Formulas

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