quotes about Diapers
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When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life. We'd just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital, I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers, the screen showed I've got $26 left.
-- Ang Lee -
No one likes change... but babies in diapers.
-- Barbara Johnson -
I've dug so deep into his background, I can practically tell you when he stopped waring diapers.
-- C.C. Hunter -
Literature simply becomes richer after you've been fired, rejected, stranded, or had to change a few midnight diapers.
-- Christian Bauman -
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The Mum has the temper of a demon with a diaper rash. (Shamus)
-- Devon MonkSource : Devon Monk (2009). “Magic in the Shadows: An Allie Beckstrom Novel”, p.123, Penguin
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I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over
-- Drew Brees -
Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.
-- Felix BaumgartnerSource : "The Man Who Would Fall to Earth" by Luke Dittrich, www.esquire.com. July 14, 2010.
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Why do otherwise sane, competent, strong men, men who can wrestle bears or raid corporations, shrink away in horror at the thought of washing a dish or changing a diaper?
-- Frank Pittman -
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But homosexuality is a combat divider, dividing one's reason to live while taking breaks on the combat field to change diapers all because their treacherous sin causes them to lose control of their bowels.
-- Gordon Klingenschmitt -
I've raised Michael. I changed his diapers when he was little.
-- Jackie Jackson -
Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.
-- James CarvilleSource : "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno", September 6, 2006.
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Everything TSA does is reactionary - first they ban the box cutters, then of course you have to take your shoes off, then you have to take the liquids out, now we have to be patted down in our private areas because of the diaper bomber.
-- John Mica -
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Minds, like diapers, need occasional changing.
-- Karen Cushman -
Leave my diapers moist in the back seat of your Rolls Royce
-- Kool Keith -
The only time you can change someone is when they are in diapers.
-- Kris Carr -
I don't know that I'm going to entirely do cloth diapers. I'd like to be ambitious about it, but in all honesty, I can't say that I will.
-- Lisa Ling -
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I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have a tiny window of time to myself.
-- Marcia Cross -
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
-- Mark Twain -
We in the Western world suffer from too many categories and classes; we've forgotten that we all still have diapers on. We've separated music from life.
-- Ornette Coleman -
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Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula.
-- Pauly D -
Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason
-- Pete McCloskey -
Snap judgments? I'd gotten over those about the time I was toilet trained. Swore off diapers and faith in the human experience all in one week.
-- Rob ThurmanSource : Rob Thurman (2006). “Nightlife”, p.42, Penguin
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, (cont. Specialization is for insects.
-- Robert A. Heinlein -
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I didn't know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a day - each. So that's 20 diapers a piece a day.
-- Stanley Tucci -
Diapers do not belong on the same table as food.
-- Mallory Ortberg -
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!
-- Roddy Piper