John Fugelsang quotes

  • Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life.'
    -- John Fugelsang

    #War #Gun #Compassion

  • Who wouldn't want to vote for a guy who was a peaceful, radical, non-violent revolutionary; who hung around with lepers, hookers, and crooks; who never spoke English; was not an American citizen; anti-capitalism; totally anti-death penalty; anti-public prayer (Matthew 6:5); but never once anti-gay; didn't mention abortion; and was a long-haired, brown-skinned, homeless, middle-eastern, Jew?
    -- John Fugelsang

    #Prayer #Gay #Long

  • I’ve come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out,
    -- John Fugelsang

    #Jesus #Views #Guy

  • Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.
    -- John Fugelsang

    #Jesus #War #Thinking

  • Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.
    -- John Fugelsang

    #Iraq #Violence #Blame

  • Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay.
    -- John Fugelsang

    #Jesus #Cutting #Lazy

  • Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times.
    -- John Fugelsang

    #Taxes #Raised #Grover

  • Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.
    -- John Fugelsang

    #Gun #President #Weapons

  • Gay Marriage isn't Special Rights, it's Equal Rights. 'Special Rights' are for political churches that don't pay taxes.
    -- John Fugelsang

    #Gay #Rights #Political

  • Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.
    -- John Fugelsang

    #Jesus #Church #Second Amendment

  • Nixon was a conservative who’s way more liberal than his party can admit, and Obama’s a liberal who’s way more conservative than his party can admit.
    -- John Fugelsang

    #Party #Way #Conservative

  • You complain and demand zero compromise - so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn't improve - then you complain and demand even more zero compromise. Then you get to blame Obama for the slow recovery, which is sorta like John Wilkes Booth blaming Lincoln for missing the end of a play.
    -- John Fugelsang

    #Zero #Recovery #Play

  • I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync.
    -- John Fugelsang

    #Boys #Sync #Members

  • Can we please rename The Sandy Relief Bill to the Supplemental Iraq War Funding Bill so the GOP Congress can vote for it?
    -- John Fugelsang

    #War #Iraq #Relief

  • But Al Jazeera America represents something more than news that isn’t profit or ratings driven — they represent foreign investment in a country where the two-party system outsourced your jobs. They represent facts over opinion and they represent our cultures coming together just a little more, whether you bigots like it or not.
    -- John Fugelsang

    #Country #Jobs #Party

  • America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.
    -- John Fugelsang

    #Pregnancy #America #Abortion

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