Jennifer Tilly quotes

  • A way you can get really good abs in film is you get your makeup artist to paint shadows - faux washboard. But if you see me in a movie and I have great abs, it means I have a great body double.
    -- Jennifer Tilly

    #Mean #Artist #Makeup

  • If I was like some of the characters I played, I'd probably be dead by now.
    -- Jennifer Tilly

    #Character

  • I still haven't made a film that defines who I am.
    -- Jennifer Tilly

    #Who I Am #Film #Made

  • I won $100,000 in Vegas, which buys furniture for my beach house. That takes nerves. You can't think if I'm wrong I'll blow $30,000.
    -- Jennifer Tilly

    #Beach #Blow #Thinking

  • That Hollywood thing, where everybody hugs and kisses everybody else-I always stiffen. It's an assumed familiarity. It's phony.
    -- Jennifer Tilly

    #Kissing #Hug #Hollywood

  • My mother had all these maxims-like, classy girls never chew gum, never read comic books, never get their ears pierced, never get their hair dyed.
    -- Jennifer Tilly

    #Girl #Mother #Book

  • I have to tell you, I'm not like Demi Moore, where the tears trickle prettily down my cheeks. My whole face screws up and it's like, Oh please, get a room.
    -- Jennifer Tilly

    #Tears #Screw Ups #Rooms

  • I have my cards read every time I pass a tarot-reader booth. I would be so embarrassed to have one of those 900 numbers appear on my phone bill, because I don't know how I would explain it to my business manager. It would almost be like saying, Okay, I'm white trash.
    -- Jennifer Tilly

    #White #Numbers #Phones

  • I'm not apologizing for what I did. I'm apologizing for what I didn't do.
    -- Jennifer Tilly

    #Apologizing

  • Im wearing an outfit that looks just like a cupcake ... a pink frothy blouse, low cut ... everything a little inappropriately girlie ... Pink, pink, lot of pink, ... Out of Practice.
    -- Jennifer Tilly

    #Cutting #Cupcakes #Practice

  • If you have Julia Roberts in a movie youre never really afraid for her because you know shes not going to die.
    -- Jennifer Tilly

    #Julia

  • I had a problem with cops pulling me over all the time for speeding. When I was doing Hill Street Blues, the cops said how much they loved the show as they were writing me up; meanwhile my insurance went through the roof.
    -- Jennifer Tilly

    #Writing #Problem #Hills

  • Felting Phil (taking all of his chips down to the felt on the table). I loved beating him and then hed go over to the couch and sulk, staring at the ceiling.
    -- Jennifer Tilly

    #Ceilings #Tables #Chips

  • I was cut out of The Doors. I was Okie Girl, a groupie. The powers that be thought that my character made Jim Morrison look too sleazy, if you can imagine. I saw the movie-it was so loud I had a headache for three days.
    -- Jennifer Tilly

    #Girl #Character #Cutting