Robert B. Parker famous quotes

If you want to write, write it. That's the first rule. And send it in, and send it in to someone who can publish it or get it published. Don't send it to me. Don't show it to your spouse, or your significant other, or your parents, or somebody. They're not going to publish it.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Writing #Parent #Want

Writer's block? I've never heard of a plumber complain about plumber's block.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Block #Complaining #Heard

Sure, I have advice for people starting to write. Don't. I don't need the competition.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Writing #People #Advice

Fourteen years in the professor dodge has taught me that one can argue ingeniously on behalf of any theory, applied to any piece of literature. This is rarely harmful, because normally no-one reads such essays.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Education #Years #Pieces

I got thrown out of school several weeks in my senior year being caught in the girls' dorm. This was 1954, friends. The girls' dorm was off limits. Even to girls, I think.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Senior #Girl #School

You do the best you can and you deal with the consequences. It's all there is.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Deals #Consequence

It's tempting to say the Ph.D. didn't have an effect, but it's not so. I think whatever resonance I may be able to achieve is in part simply from the amount of reading and learning that I acquired along the way
-- Robert B. Parker

#Reading #Thinking #May

Very few of my books are about who stole the Maltese Falcon
-- Robert B. Parker

#Book #Falcon

Teaching is too strong a word for whatever it was I did at Northeastern University
-- Robert B. Parker

#Strong #Teaching #University

I had achieved the most important things in my life when I married Joan and had the sons. Given the choice between Joan and the boys, and being a writer, I world give up being a writer without a blink.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Giving Up #Son #Boys

I think at this stage in my life I have learned that there are any number of things that men will never know, and can never hope to know, about women.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Men #Thinking #Numbers

I really don't know what I am going to do in terms of what a book is going to be about until I actually start writing it!
-- Robert B. Parker

#Book #Writing #Term

I write five pages a day. If you would read five pages a day, we'd stay right even.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Writing #Pages

Being a professor and working are not the same thing. The academic community is composed largely of nitwits. If I may generalize. People who don't know very much about what matters very much, who view life through literature rather than the other way around.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Views #What Matters #People

Yeah. Floyd is his batman." His what?" Batman, like in the British army, each officer had a batman, a personal servant." You spend too much time reading, Spenser. You know more stuff that don't make you money than anybody I know.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Reading #Army #Stuff

College had little effect on me. I'd have been the same writer if I'd gone to MIT, except I'd have flunked out sooner.
-- Robert B. Parker

#College #Littles #Gone

For David Parker and Daniel Parker, with the respect and admiration of their father, who grew up with them.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Father #Admiration #Grew Up

The key to growing up well, is being tough enough.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Growing Up #Keys #Tough

'All Our Yesterdays' was unquestionably the best work I have ever done. And the reading public stayed away in droves.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Reading #Yesterday #Done

I took my .38 out and looked to see that there were bullets in all the proper places. I knew there would be, but it did no harm to be careful. And I'd seen Clint Eastwood do it once in the movies.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Bullets #Would Be #Harm

Both our opinions are rooted in our experience," I said. "Both of them are true, it's just that we've had different experiences.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Different #Opinion #Said

I needed to find my way to write. I need about six hours of uninterrupted time in order to produce about two hours of writing, and when I accepted that and found the way to do it, then I was able to write.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Writing #Acceptance #Order

Has anyone ever told you," I said, "that you coalesce reality?" "No. They only say that I'm good in the sack." "They are accurate but limited," I said. "And if you give me their names I'll kill them.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Reality #Names #Giving

We split a bottle of Norman cider. Not everybody sells Norman cider by the bottle. "Has a European feel" Susan said. "That sounds terrific" I said. "Can I have one?" Susan grinned at me. "How did you ever get to be so big without growing up?" she said. "Iron self-control" I said.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Growing Up #Self #Iron

This is not a screenplay. I don't do twenty drafts. I'm not going to show this to you until it's published or accepted for publication. You can make whatever suggestions you want, but I probably will ignore them entirely.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Writing #Want #Twenties

I have reached the point where I know that as long as I sit down to write, the ideas will come. What they will be, I don't know.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Writing #Umpires #Ideas

Joan organizes our social life, and on weekends I follow her around.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Weekend #Social #Organize

This was 1954, friends. The girls' dorm was off limits. Even to girls, I think.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Girl #Thinking #Dorms

Well, you give me too much credit for foresight and planning. I haven't got a clue what the hell I'm doing.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Giving #Credit #Too Much

I was on the Oprah Winfrey Show once. It was a really slow news day for Oprah, and there were several of us on 'cause none of us was sufficiently interesting by his or herself.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Interesting #Causes #News

Yeah. Floyd is his batman.
-- Robert B. Parker

#Money #Yeah