Scott Baio quotes

  • Family, work, familiarity. Listen, if I had a magic wand and I could make myself really be happy, I'd zap me onto a farm. And I know nothing about farming
    -- Scott Baio

    #Magic #Farming #Wands

  • I have a job to do, I have a wife and child to take care of. So I don't pay attention to things that I don't know anything about. I've got my own situation to deal with.
    -- Scott Baio

    #Jobs #Children #Wife

  • People can think what they want to think, I don't go after people. I think most people I talk to, like me, are very quiet and keep to themselves, they maintain their lives.
    -- Scott Baio

    #Thinking #People #Want

  • Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her
    -- Scott Baio

    #Ends #Showers

  • When I was a baby, my mother tells me I never slept because I never wanted to miss anything
    -- Scott Baio

    #Mother #Baby #Missing

  • I've been very fortunate and I am grateful
    -- Scott Baio

    #Grateful #I Am Grateful

  • Life is too short no matter what party you are with
    -- Scott Baio

    #Life Is Too Short #Party #Matter

  • I never did drugs and I can't really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice became women. I was never faithful to most of them
    -- Scott Baio

    #Zero #Alcohol #Tolerance

  • I very rarely came across rude or disrespectful people. I don't know how I slipped by all of them, but I honestly can't think of one experience off the top of my head that was like that. I'm sure they're there, but I'd have to think really hard to recall them.
    -- Scott Baio

    #Thinking #People #Rude

  • One of my favorite things to do is play golf at Braemar Country Club. It's quiet and not overly crowded. The people are nice, and there's wildlife all around the course. As far as my game itself, I can go from a 10 handicap to a 30, depending on the day.
    -- Scott Baio

    #Country #Nice #Golf

  • One thing I won't be doing on a weekend is shopping. I just don't like it, and I haven't bought an article of clothing for a very long time. I usually just take wardrobe from shows I'm on. It's much easier.
    -- Scott Baio

    #Weekend #Shopping #Long

  • If I'm racist, don't think I would have directed shows like 'The Parkers' and 'The Wayans Brothers' or worked 41 episodes with Victoria Rowell on 'Diagnosis: Murder.'
    -- Scott Baio

    #Brother #Thinking #Diagnosis

  • I regret losing certain women, but it was always my fault
    -- Scott Baio

    #Regret #Faults #Losing

  • When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why
    -- Scott Baio

    #Girlfriend #Feels

  • If I lived alone, Mom'd never sleep because she wouldn't know I was okay
    -- Scott Baio

    #Mom #Sleep #Okay

  • I am not a spiritual guy, but all of a sudden I felt the need to really feel things
    -- Scott Baio

    #Spiritual #Guy #Needs

  • Somebody asked me what do you regret. I said, well I was offered the role of Maverick in 'Top Gun' and I turned it down
    -- Scott Baio

    #Regret #Gun #Roles

  • My parents were married 53 years, good and bad. Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can
    -- Scott Baio

    #Years #Parent #Married

  • Every day I think, 'Can I commit?' I think I can and that I will
    -- Scott Baio

    #Thinking #Commit

  • I cannot believe how much I love my kid. It's a beautiful thing
    -- Scott Baio

    #Beautiful #Believe #Kids

  • I don't have an iPod. I don't get the whole iPod thing. Who has time to listen to that much music? If I had one, it would probably have Sinatra, Beatles, some '70s music, some '80s music, and that's it
    -- Scott Baio

    #Ipods #80s

  • I love driving cars, looking at them, cleaning and washing and shining them. I clean 'em inside and outside. I'm very touchy about cars. I don't want anybody leaning on them or closing the door too hard, know what I mean?
    -- Scott Baio

    #Mean #Doors #Car

  • I can work every day of the year. TV is easy. My call's at 8:30 a.m. I'd like to break out of the comedy thing and take a shot at something serious like theater. The off-season allows me to do movies, but I'm not tired of TV yet. There's nothing like it. I've got the best of both worlds.
    -- Scott Baio

    #Tired #Years #World