Paul Reubens quotes

  • I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!
    -- Paul Reubens

    #Money #World #Dollars

  • I would love to be in Kansas.
    -- Paul Reubens

    #Kansas

  • The moment that I realized my name was going to be said in the same sentence as children and sex, that's really intense. That's something I knew from that very moment, whatever happens past that point, something's out there in the air that is really bad.
    -- Paul Reubens

    #Sex #Children #Past

  • I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.
    -- Paul Reubens

    #Thinking #Two #Infamous

  • The public may think I'm weird. They may think I'm crazy or anything that anyone wants to think about me. That's all fine. As long as one of the things you're not thinking about me is that I'm a pedophile. Because that's not true.
    -- Paul Reubens

    #Crazy #Thinking #Long

  • I call it... the hot dog tree, because... it's a hot dog tree.
    -- Paul Reubens

    #Dog #Tree #Hot

  • I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me.
    -- Paul Reubens

    #Hands #Police #Left Hand

  • I know you are, but what am I?
    -- Paul Reubens

  • I'm just trying to illustrate that it's okay to be different — not that it's good, not that it's bad, but that it's all right. I'm trying to tell kids to have a good time and to encourage them to be creative and to question things,
    -- Paul Reubens

    #Kids #Creative #Trying

  • I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping into my childhood, and my kid side.
    -- Paul Reubens

    #Kids #Childhood #Sides

  • The public already knows about me more than I ever wanted it to know.
    -- Paul Reubens

    #Wanted

  • There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.
    -- Paul Reubens

    #Kids #Scary

  • I think my entire career path was determined for me when I was 6 years old, watching reruns of 'I Love Lucy' on TV and thinking about making people laugh.
    -- Paul Reubens

    #Thinking #Years #Careers

  • There were nude pictures... a lot of it is erotic or sexual. But I don't view my collection as dirty in any way. I view it as art.
    -- Paul Reubens

    #Art #Dirty #Views