Shel Israel quotes

  • We didn't say good bye. But we knew it would be the end if we were apart. There was no reason to call or write letters. As it would have been meaningless, if we couldn't hold each other tight.

  • Before I went to the Mess I made the excuse I wanted to get something out of my aeroplane, and climbed into the cockpit; I did this, however, to be able to say good-bye to the old dear; and I really felt dreadfully sorry to part with her. I get very attached to aeroplanes, and I am one of those people who think that they aren't so inanimate as we are told they are.

  • It says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.'

  • I would be too selfish if I said everyone should see my movies more than once. To say that would mean I'm just marketing my work!

  • I think putting labels on people is just an easy way of marketing something you don't understand.

  • That pompous phrase (graphic novel) was thought up by some idiot in the marketing department of DC. I prefer to call them Big Expensive Comics.

  • Babies and young children are like the research and development division of the human species, and we grown-ups are production and marketing,

  • Measurement is like laundry. It piles up the longer you wait to do it.

  • Hello, freaky peoples!

  • Hello, Doctor. It's your man.