Michael Bamberger famous quotes

Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.
-- Michael Bamberger

#Golf #Guitar #Tennis

The number eighteen is symbolically meaningful because it is the numerical equivalent of the Hebrew word chai, which means life.
-- Michael Bamberger

#Meaningful #Golf #Numbers

Driveway basketball, playing against the boys, watching Magic and Michael.
-- Michael Bamberger

#Basketball #Boys #Magic

Extremely large greens breed slovenly play. When any green ceases to command respect, it loses its value as a test of that rarest of all strokes, the shot home.

I spend time with my family. I have got two daughters who are too young to know their Dad's a footballer. They just want to play with their Dad. I like to play golf, too, but apart from that, that's me, I'm afraid.

Unfortunately, the suit is so stiff, I can't do this with two hands, but I'm going to try a little sand-trap shot here.

I'm really not that good at Guitar Hero!

I can't even read notes. But I can teach someone how to make a guitar smoke.

I loved playing the guitar and I knew I was pretty good at it, so that's what I wanted to do with my life.

It may be a coincidence, but from the minute I took anti-depressants, I didn't pick up a guitar or a pen for seven years.

I have no secrets; all of these things have been discussed at length in guitar magazines over the years but are far too elaborate to cover in one article.

But I still have to practice hard if I'm going to play my best tennis.

I'm going to have to pick my shots and play great tennis.