Michael Bamberger quotes

  • Extremely large greens breed slovenly play. When any green ceases to command respect, it loses its value as a test of that rarest of all strokes, the shot home.

  • I spend time with my family. I have got two daughters who are too young to know their Dad's a footballer. They just want to play with their Dad. I like to play golf, too, but apart from that, that's me, I'm afraid.

  • Unfortunately, the suit is so stiff, I can't do this with two hands, but I'm going to try a little sand-trap shot here.

  • I'm really not that good at Guitar Hero!

  • I can't even read notes. But I can teach someone how to make a guitar smoke.

  • I loved playing the guitar and I knew I was pretty good at it, so that's what I wanted to do with my life.

  • It may be a coincidence, but from the minute I took anti-depressants, I didn't pick up a guitar or a pen for seven years.

  • I have no secrets; all of these things have been discussed at length in guitar magazines over the years but are far too elaborate to cover in one article.

  • But I still have to practice hard if I'm going to play my best tennis.

  • I'm going to have to pick my shots and play great tennis.